I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THE New Moon TRAILER

How do people watch and enjoy this shit?!!?!?!?

OH MY GOD.

This may be the greatest thing I have ever read on the internet and I have read a lot of things on the internet.

EW.

Anne Hathaway's performance in Bride Wars, you do NOT DESERVE the intro music of "So What." Which is like THE BEST SONG EVER.


Also LOL, Kristin Stewart in Twilight beat Kate Winslet in The Reader.

So, I actually read Twilight today.

Oh. Dear. God. It was SO BAD. It wasn't even ironic-enjoyable-bad, minus a few sentences here and there in its 500-page length garrrr. It definitely wasn't DaVinci Code-bad, where you know it sucks but you can't stop reading it. It was just totally boring as all hell, incredibly poorly written, and yeah, really really bad. I really wanna cry that this chick got something published before I did.