So, I actually read Twilight today.

Oh. Dear. God. It was SO BAD. It wasn't even ironic-enjoyable-bad, minus a few sentences here and there in its 500-page length garrrr. It definitely wasn't DaVinci Code-bad, where you know it sucks but you can't stop reading it. It was just totally boring as all hell, incredibly poorly written, and yeah, really really bad. I really wanna cry that this chick got something published before I did.