Best Film: Slumdog Millionaire (alt. The Reader)
Best British Film: Slumdog Millionaire (alt. Mamma Mia! or In Bruges)
Best Director: Danny Boyle (alt. David Fincher)
Best Actor: Sean Penn (alt. Dev Patel)
Best Actress: Kate Winslet for The Reader (alt. Kristin Scott Thomas)
Best Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger (alt. PSH)
Best Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz (alt. Freida Pinto)
Best Original Screenplay: Milk (alt. Changeling)
Best Adapted Screenplay: Slumdog Millionaire (alt. The Reader)
Cuz why not.
