Reese... what the fuck is this shit? This dress is totally disastrous and you usually look a billion percent awesome. Ugh, you've even got crazy-ass eyes to go along with this getup. And I think the eyes give it away: clearly this isn't actually Reese Witherspoon, but like, her evil twin who decided to smear her good name in the fashion world and run away with Jake Gyllenhaal. Poor Reese, tied up in a closet somewhere, never saw it coming.
