I tried to be realistic, in terms of random personality eliminations and whatnot. There are probably still a whole bunch 'o' BS eliminations, but eh. I also feel like my winners are overwhelmingly Caucasian, but.........
CYCLE 1
Episode 1: J.Lo Bikinis
Bottom 2: Tessa & Robin
Both girls are torn down for bad photos, but Tessa is viewed as having less potential, plus being incredibly awkward in her picture, so she is sent home.
Episode 2: Stuff Magazine
Bottom 2: Shannon & Kesse
Kesse's ability to take criticism is questioned, but Shannon is eliminated for her incredible awkwardness in the last two photoshoots.
Episode 3: Snake beauty shot
Bottom 2: Kesse & Nicole
Kesse's photo is the worst of the week, but Nicole is seen as not wanting it enough, due to her behavior at the challenge.
Episode 4: Contact commercial
Bottom 2: Adrianne & Ebony
Adrianne is heavily admonished for her accent, but Ebony seems unenthusiastic about the competition.
Episode 5: Reebok
Bottom 2: Kesse & Giselle
Giselle's confidence is called into question, but Kesse is eliminated for not improving enough.
Episode 6: Paris Lingerie
Bottom 2: Katie & Elyse
Katie is viewed by some judges as coasting, but in a shocker elimination, Elyse is sent home for taking an absolutely horrible picture this week, not to mention her know-it-all attitude.
Episode 7: Nude
Bottom 2: Katie & Robin
Katie is viewed as taking her posing too far and too sexy after last week's scare of being just a pretty girl, but Robin not participating in the photoshoot virtually automatically eliminated her.
Episode 8:Finale
Bottom 2: Katie & Giselle
Again, it's debated if Katie's just coasting or not, but the judges believe Giselle is too frightened and unsure of herself to handle the final runway.
Final 2: Katie & Adrianne
Winner: Adrianne, for an outstanding portfolio and edgy look
10. Tessa
9. Shannon
8. Nicole
7. Ebony
6. Kesse
5. Elyse
4. Robin
3. Giselle
2. Katie
1. Adrianne
CYCLE 2
Episode 1: Eves
Bottom 2: Anna & Bethany
Bethany's photo is terrible, but Anna did not participate in the photoshoot.
Episode 2: Steve Madden
Bottom 2: Xiomara & Bethany
Xiomara's photo is the worst of the week, but Bethany has had two terrible weeks in a row.
Episode 3: Suspended shots
Bottom 2: Xiomara & Camille
Camille's attitude and not her photoshoot is what put her in the bottom two, but Xiomara is viewed as the worst of the group, especially with her shots constantly looking cross-eyed.
Episode 4: Celebrities
Bottom 2: Camille & Heather
Once again, Camille's attitude lands her in the bottom two, but Heather is viewed as resting on pretty and boring, and is eliminated.
Episode 5: Underwater
Bottom 2: Camille & Jenascia
Jenascia's photo is mediocre, and questions are raised about her height, but Camille's attitude hasn't been improving, despite being in the bottom two twice in a row, and she is sent home.
Episode 6: Rollitos Commercial
Bottom 2: Catie & Jenascia
Catie's maturity is called into question, but Jenascia goes home for being short and not having the potential of the other girls.
Episode 7: "Shake Ya Body"
Bottom 2: Catie & Yoanna
Both girls perform badly in the music video, but Catie is mediocre, while Yoanna's part is an absolute disaster.
Episode 8: Coliseum
Bottom 2: Mercedes & Catie
The judges question whether Mercedes can handle high-fashion modeling or not, but they also feel Catie is not emotionally ready to model.
Episode 9: Nude
Bottom 2: Shandi & Sara
Shandi is talked down for being so awkward during the shoot, but Sara is eliminated for confidence issues.
Episode 10: Finale
Beauty shots
Bottom 2: April & Shandi
Both girls have shots that are not as strong as Mercedes', but Shandi is sent home for "a lack of focus."
Final 2: April & Mercedes
Winner: April, for her outstanding portfolio and versatility
12. Anna
11. Bethany
10. Xiomara
9. Heather
8. Camille
7. Jenascia
6. Yoanna
5. Catie
4. Sara
3. Shandi
2. Mercedes
1. April
CYCLE 3
Episode 1: Bikinis
Eliminated outside of panel: Kelle, for the worst picture of the week
Bottom 2: Jennipher & Ann
Ann is told she needs to take direction better, but Jennipher's far worse photo, plus her not appearing like a model in person, saves Ann.
Episode 2: Beauty shots
Bottom 2: Julie & Magdalena
Magdalena's had two mediocre photos in a row, but Julie admitted she wasn't really here for modeling, effectively disqualifying her.
Episode 3: Lee Jeans
Bottom 2: Amanda & Magdalena
Amanda has a bad week, but Magdalena's had three bad weeks in a row.
Episode 4: Skates
Bottom 2: Eva & Toccara
The judges say Eva isn't doing much to make up for her lack of height, but eliminate Toccara for her terrible photo.
Episode 5: Jumping
Bottom 2: Ann & Cassie
Both girls are scolded for terrible photos, but Ann has the worst one of the week.
Episode 6: Doppelganger
Bottom 2: Kristi & Leah
Leah has a mediocre portfolio compared to the other girls, but Kristi is viewed as having a lack of confidence, as viewed by her bombing the photoshoot this week.
Episode 7: Tarantula beauty shot
Bottom 2: Leah & Norelle
These two girls have weaker photos when compared to the others this week, but Leah has the weakest portfolio of all remaining models.
Episode 8: Campbell's soup commercial
Bottom 2: Yaya & Amanda
Yaya is talked down for her arrogance, but the judges feel, despite her amazing eyes, Amanda doesn't look like a model in person or in her commercial.
Episode 9: Kimonos
Bottom 2: Yaya & Cassie
Both girls are told they have terrible attitudes, but amid rumors about her failing health and possible anorexia, Cassie is sent home.
Episode 10: Anime Motorcycles
Bottom 2: Eva & Nicole
The other two girls have much stronger photoshoots, but Eva is viewed as not compensating for her lack of height with fantastic photos.
Episode 11: Finale
Cover Girl Ad/Commercial
Bottom 2: Nicole & Norelle
Norelle has a very spacey commercial, but the judges say Nicole isn't memorable.
Final 2: Norelle & Yaya
Winner: Yaya. She has a superior portfolio and a far better runway walk. Though her attitude can still be viewed as somewhat arrogant, the judges do believe she has changed for the better.
14. Kelle
13. Jennipher
12. Julie
11. Magdalena
10. Toccara
9. Ann
8. Kristi
7. Leah
6. Amanda
5. Cassie
4. Eva
3. Nicole
2. Norelle
1. Yaya
CYCLE 4
Episode 1: Aliens in Manhattan
Bottom 2: Keenyah & Brandy
Both have bad pictures, but Brandy has a terrible attitude to boot.
Episode 2: Dog walking
Bottom 2: Tiffany & Brittany
Brittany is called "too sexy," but Tiffany's picture is even worse.
Episode 3: Zodiac
Bottom 2: Lluvy & Sarah
Lluvy has "the worst picture in ANTM history," but Sarah has three bad pictures in a row, and a terrible runway walk.
Episode 4: Ethnicity
Bottom 2: Brita & Noelle
The judges say Brita looks old, but Noelle doesn't look like a model in person and is inconsistent.
Episode 5: Gas station
Bottom 2: Brita & Lluvy
The double elimination takes place here, with Brita looking old in all her pictures, and Lluvy being unable to translate her unique looks to strong photos.
Episode 6: Pillow fight
Bottom 2: Michelle & Keenyah
Michelle takes her worst picture yet, but Keenyah has a mediocre portfolio.
Episode 7: Seven Deadly Sins
Bottom 2: Rebecca & Tatiana
Both girls have bad shoots this week, but Tatiana has the weaker portfolio.
Episode 8: African Animals
Bottom 2: Rebecca & Michelle
Michelle being unable to handle pressure is called into question, but the judges don't think Rebecca has improved enough.
Episode 9: Kloofing
Bottom 2: Christina & Naima
Christina supposedly has an icy demeanor, but Naima is considered very inconsistent.
Episode 10: African dancing
Bottom 2: Kahlen & Michelle
Kahlen took her worst picture yet, but Michelle has the weakest portfolio of all the remaining girls.
Episode 11: Finale
Cover Girl Commercial/Ad
Bottom 2: Kahlen & Christina
Kahlen's haunted by her insecurity issues again, but Christina seems very icy (again) and impersonal.
Final 2: Kahlen & Brittany
Winner: Kahlen, for her stunning portfolio, sweet personality, and overcoming her confidence issues on the final runway.
13. Brandy
12. Tiffany
11. Sarah
10. Noelle
9. Brita & Lluvy
8. Keenyah
7. Tatiana
6. Rebecca
5. Naima
4. Michelle
3. Christina
2. Brittany
1. Kahlen
I'll add the rest later, but for now, lists!:
CYCLE 5
13. Kim
12. Ebony
11. Sarah
10. Ashley
9. Bre
8. Coryn
7. Diane
6. Lisa
5. Cassandra
4. Jayla
3. Kyle
2. Nik
1. Nicole
CYCLE 6
13. Furonda
12. Kathy
11. Brooke
10. Kari
9. Wendy
8. Gina
7. Jade
6. Nnenna
5. Mollie Sue
4. Sara
3. Leslie
2. Danielle
1. Joanie
CYCLE 7 (yay, I cut out Cover Girls in spaaaace!)
12. Jaeda
11. Monique & Eugena
10. Christian
9. Megg
8. Anchal
7. Megan
6. Amanda
5. AJ
4. Brooke
3. Michelle
2. Melrose
1. CariDee
CYCLE 8
13. Jael
12. Kathleen
11. Cassandra
10. Dionne
9. Whitney
8. Sarah
7. Diana
6. Felicia
5. Samantha
4. Natasha
3. Brittany
2. Renee
1. Jaslene
CYCLE 9
13. Mila
12. Bianca
11. Saleisha
10. Kimberly
9. Ambreal
8. Sarah
7. Janet
6. Ebony
5. Heather
4. Lisa
3. Victoria
2. Jenah
1. Chantal
CYCLE 10
13. Atalya
12. Katarzyna
11. Allison
10. Marvita
9. Claire
8. Amis
7. Stacy Ann & Fatima
6. Lauren
5. Whitney
4. Dominique
3. Kimberly
2. Aimee
1. Anya
CYCLE 11 (yeah, I know)
14. Nikeysha
13. ShaRaun
12. Hannah
11. Samantha
10. Joslyn
9. Clark
8. Brittany
7. Elina
6. Isis
5. Marjorie
4. McKey
3. Lauren Brie
2. Sheena
1. Analeigh
