I kind of feel bad for the Tigers, except...
1. 2006 sucked.
2. Any time there's a horrible collapse from now on, I get to be all excited that maybe when talking about teams that choked horribly, people won't think "the 2004 Yankees" first!!!*
3. This means we don't have to face Justin Verlander twice in a five-game series, the second time in an elimination game. YAY!!!!!!
Well, you had a nice run, Twins, but it's coming to an end now. Here we go, Yankees...
* to be fair, the Tigers didn't so much collapse as the Twins got really hot. This isn't nearly as bad as the 2007 Mets. Still, a three-game lead with four to go? You should close that shit out!