HOORAY!

hottest. balding. man. EVER!

so you know how yesterday I went on about how I love Bruce Willis? Well, today's his BIRTHDAY!!! YAY!!! Watch all of his seventeen thousand movies (okay, fine, if you have limited time you only have to watch Die Hard, Pulp Fiction, and Fast Food Nation, which you probably haven't seen and in which he has a wonderful cameo) and shave your head in his honor. YAY BRUCE WILLIS!!!

Also, you should still watch this. It bears repeating, because it is just so silly...