...god this movie is funny
10. on the elevator ("i will not move to a smaller room")
9. car shopping ("where is the pussy magnet?")
8. jewish bed and breakfast ("the jews have shifted their shapes!")
7. driver's ed ("i'm not used to that, but that's okay!")
6. the opening ("i like you. i like sex. IS NICE!")
7. driver's ed ("i'm not used to that, but that's okay!")
6. the opening ("i like you. i like sex. IS NICE!")
5. pamela anderson ("paMela, i no find you attractive any more...NOT!")
4. dog kennel (deleted scene) ("how do i cook this?")
3. humor coach ("this suit is blacknot.")
2. naked wrestling (...no quote needed?)
1. manners/dinner in the south ("the host wipe the anoose of the guest?")
some great lines:
"we should have stayed in new york. at least there are no jews there."
"go ahead, make my day, jew."
"i could not concentrate on what this old man was saying."
"i get ipod, he get ipod mini. haha! everybody knows ipod mini is for girls!"
"i did not come here to argue with a man dressed as hitler."
"no, it's a tortoise...in a shell"
"why you call police? the retard escape?"
2. naked wrestling (...no quote needed?)
1. manners/dinner in the south ("the host wipe the anoose of the guest?")
some great lines:
"we should have stayed in new york. at least there are no jews there."
"go ahead, make my day, jew."
"i could not concentrate on what this old man was saying."
"i get ipod, he get ipod mini. haha! everybody knows ipod mini is for girls!"
"i did not come here to argue with a man dressed as hitler."
"no, it's a tortoise...in a shell"
"why you call police? the retard escape?"
