Yeah, so, this week, the girls jumped on a trampoline for forty effin' minutes in designer duds (and the judges complained when girls were out of breath). The photos will apparently be auctioned off to support the fight against breast cancer, which is lovely. But OMG the photographer, she just kept screaming "POINT YOUR TOES, POINT YOUR TOES!!!!" and it was soooooo annoying. Apparently she was also on Australia's version of Make Me a Supermodel and was doing the same damn thing. Shut up, woman. She also screamed "YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL!!!!" a few times, like poor Adele was drinking a forty on the trampoline.
Here's my call-out order! Please note that I've changed my mind on my call-out order like six times already...
1. Lola
Ugh... it figures Lola gets eliminated as she's getting... I'm not even gonna say "better," I'll say "downright good." Even AusNTM is ridiculous LOL. She's such a non-graceful girl, but here, she looks like some kind of ethereal ballerina. Her face really can look exquisitely beautiful sometimes, even with that jaw. My only fault is that her thighs looked big, but everyone with exposed thighs in this challenge... they were lookin' chunky.
2. Cassi
The arms on this one are all messed up. But other than that, it's just great.
3. Clare
GORGEOUS. It's like some ethereal angel... but those eyes, eek! Seriously, it's only because of the eyes that it's down this low. Otherwise, this photo is like a religious experience.
4. Tahnee
I love the energy in this one. Again, the thighs look thick, but so did everyone who had exposed thighs. The bigger problem is the fact that the thighs disappeared and her face doesn't look as beautiful as she actually is.
5. Adele
Adele was so my favorite pre-show... but now, is this bitch ever gonna impress me? She just looks snarly and possessed, and her pose is boring. Pose... boring... on a trampoline. And her face just doesn't photograph well.
6. Franky
In a way, it was kinda sabotage. She's the only one that didn't get a beautiful, voluminous dress that would look great with... uh... "wind in the dress" or whatever you want to call it. But she didn't go home, so... not that much sabotage. Her pose is lame and she's really made that face quite a few times this season, and it's just not flattering. I've been hearing "FRANKY NEEDS TO GO HOME, ARGLBLARGL" since day 1 of this show... when she wasn't actually all that bad. But now? Yeah, FRANKY NEEDS TO GO HOME.
Average call-outs for the remaining girls:
Adele 8/12/9/4/5/5/5 = 6.86
Cassi 1/5/6/7/3/4/2 = 4
Clare 3/2/3/3/1/3/3 = 2.57
Franky 9/6/7/9/4/7/6 = 6.86
Tahnee 6/11/1/10/2/2/4 = 5.14
And the girls that are gone...
Laura T. 12 = 12
Leah 10/9 = 9.5
Georgie 4/4/8 = 5.33
Eloise 7/8/2/8 = 6.25
Mikarla 13/7/4/2 = 6.5
Madison 5/3/5/1/6 = 4
Laura M. 11/1/10/6/8/6 = 7
Lola 2/10/11/5/7/1/1 = 5.29
As you can see, Clare is the only consistent one of these bitches. Clare FTW. Unfortunately, there are all kinds of spoilers goin' round that say she gets third, after being called first the next two episodes, and winning the challenge and taking an amazing photo - that the judges raaaave about - the week she's kicked out. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT!
Based on multiple spoilers, the F2 is Cassi and Tahnee (the finale is live, so the winner hasn't been decided yet). I don't know who I want to win out of those two. Cassi's been acting like goddamn Tahlia the entire time and she can't do anything but take a good picture - and even there, she's a little shaky - and Tahnee, while unbelievably gorgeous, just doesn't have a model body. I'm surprised they didn't get on her for being plus-size at that interview where Lola was accused of being plus-size. I'm also surprised that the judges haven't gotten on her about her body size. Wow, that's making me sound like I hate these two, when I love them both. Let's face it, they've taken some amazing photos, they're both totally gorgeous - Tahnee is just unbelievably beautiful, and Cassi has an Audrey Hepburn thing going on that shines through her low-class personality - and they'll be better winners than... uh... any winner of ANTM save maybe Danielle TBH.
