Tuesday, June 16, 2009

AusNTM: this week & updated callouts

Celebrity icons:

1. Clare
We've been over this
. OMG, stunning! None of the others are half as good as this one.

2. Tahnee
She really looks like Elizabeth Taylor, even with the buckteeth, but what's with the wonk eyes? Also, her body looks kinda... off. But it's the second best, as pathetic as that is!

3. Cassi
Again, the buckteeth are an issue (would Victoria Beckham ever expose giant buck teeth???!!!), but the bigger issue is the fact that this is way more Kate from Jon & Kate Plus Eight than Victoria Beckham. But it's a pretty good photo, saving her from the bottom two.

4. Franky
Eh... it's unintentionally comedic and she looks really dumb, but it's not all that bad.

5. Adele
Her body looks distorted and chunky and that face, as usual, is the face of a fugbeast. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ADELE?!


Call-out averages, eliminated girls in italics:
Clare 3/2/3/3/1/3/3/1 (2.38) (DAMN)
Cassi 1/5/6/7/3/4/2/3 (3.88)
Madison 5/3/5/1/6 (4)
Tahnee 6/11/1/10/2/2/4/2 (4.75)
Lola 2/10/11/5/7/1/1 (5.29)
Georgie 4/4/8 (5.33)
Eloise 7/8/2/8 (6.25)
Franky 9/6/7/9/4/7/6/4 (6.5)
Mikarla 13/7/4/2 (6.5)
Adele 8/12/9/4/5/5/5/5 (6.63)
Laura M. 11/1/10/6/8/6 (7)
Leah 10/9 (9.5)
Laura T. 12 (12)

So, uh, yeah. CLARE OWNS YOU.