So I'm watching America's Got Talent with the boyf for laughs, and oh... oh DEAR. So far I've seen a guy stick a fishhook into his nostrils, then RUN AN ELECTRIC DRILL THE ENTIRE WAY THROUGH INTO THEM HOLY FUCKING SHIT - and he got through to the next round!!!!
Now there are some girls named the "Aryan" sisters (probably not spelled that way, but pronounced that way, and it gives me the giggles) and... they're black. And singing Jackson 5 songs. AWESOME.
