Wednesday, June 03, 2009

MMaS: bottom fifteen photos

15. Sandhurst, Jordan, and Karen's athletics
This is just lame. Jordan, go model for Delia's or something. Sandhurst's is just... meh. Karen is actually doing the best here.

14. Mountaha's mirrored emotions
What the fuck IS this?

13. Laury's candy shot
Total drag queen. And unlike Mountaha's shot from this week, it's an ugly drag queen.

12. Kerryn's '60s photo
I thought Colin actually did okay, minus the huge teeth, but Kerryn looks huge and awkward.

11. Mountaha during the Plexiglas lingerie
Way to completely ruin Sandhurst's great photo. Yuck, look at that face!

10. Gabriel's candy
Considering the BEAUTIFUL raw material, this photo is shockingly bad...

9. Sandhurst and Branden's '60s photo
They completely missed the brief... it's a Facebook photo. And they both look bad.

8. Branden's underwater
It's just awful. The bubbles are distracting, his face looks terrible, and he looks fat.

7. Colin and Ken's Plexiglas lingerie
Colin looks like he's riding Ken like a pony, and his body looks so distorted. Ken looks short and obese.

6. Chris' candy
He looks like a drunken dinosaur that's about to throw up on you.

5. Sandhurst's mirrored emotions
Uhmmm... NO. I love the guy, but this is awful.

4. Mountaha's fire
Completely unconvincing. This photo seems beloved because Mountaha is, but it's a terrible photo. She totally deserved to go home last week, sorry.

3. Mountaha, Salome, and Shawn's athletics
Yikes. None of them look like they know what the hell they're doing, and the way it's photographed, it looks like they're all gonna crash together in the next minute.

2. Jonathan during Rowdy
This is probably unfair, but... in the guy's own words, they chose one photo of him where his eyes were closed. Yeah.

1. Jordan's cowgirl
This photo scares the crap out of me. She looks like she's coming out of one of those Japanese horror movies like The Grudge or something. It's genuinely hideous.