The guy looks like an axe murderer. He just comes on far too strong.
14. Branden's elemental runway
His walk is rarely strong... but he like, hulked down the runway, and made an ugly face at the end.
13. Salome's athletics runway
Her walk was oookay, but not great... but more importantly, what the fuck was up with that pose?!?!
12. Colin and Kerryn's improv runway
Ohhhh. I love them, so it was PAINFUL to watch this episode, to be honest, because they both fucked up everything. This walk was just so awkward, they hardly did anything, and they were really out of synch.
11. Chris' Week 1 runway
I'm going to steal what Project Rungay said and point out that he walked like he expected someone to slap him.
10. Gabriel's "gender bending" runway
I don't know if he was trying to smile at the end of the runway or what... but HOOOOMYLAWD, that was NOT a good face. And his walk was as awkward and hulking as ever.
9. Ken's Week 1 runway
While I echo Jenny's thoughts on his ass, everything else about this was awful.
8. Branden's Week 1 runway
Branden's walk has gotten much better, but his walk was the single worst in the first week. It was so stiff and incredibly awkward.
7. Chris' candy pairs runway
He was just such a lame walker. It was painful to watch him hoist that candy cane over his head.
6. Gabriel's candy pairs runway
Um... yeahhh. I know he's all ~dark~ and ~doesn't like sweet candy runways~, but he really wasn't trying.
5. CJ's candy pairs runway
Oh yeah. SHE really wants to be here.
4. Amanda's "beautiful freaks" runway
Amanda wasn't a bad walker, but what the fuck was this? She suffered throughout the entire season for blowing that kiss at the end of the runway.
3. Jordan's Heelys runway
Jordan sucked when she was anywhere out of her comfort zone. She did terribly, and looked so panicked that it extended into deranged the entire time. Also, I hate to be this person, but this runway showed how much she really did need to tone up, no matter how skinny. Look at those thighs!
2. Sandhurst's improv runway
I can't watch this without laughing. I think the brief of the runway was to be crazy and over-the-top, but he just looks drunk. The first time I watched this episode, I genuinely thought he was trying to screw up, knowing he had immunity, to make Branden look good. But he wasn't. LOLs. Second funniest runway of the season...
1. Shawn's "beautiful freaks" runway
... only beaten by this one. I don't really have anything else to say here, except
Yeah. That. That's really all I have to say.
Teehee.
