Mark Tishhhhhhhsomething from the Yankees. SO. CUTE. (Yes, I'm well aware it's Teixeira.) He's just like... my perfect man. I love that he's got this chubby little face and body. And yeah. Ugh, if only there was a good picture of him (AKA one that shows his face and he's not in sunglasses and a hat and facing away from the camera grrr!!!!!) that I could find on Google Images that wasn't too huge to post on this blog (that's what she said?) without murdering the margins.
But yeah, call me, Mark. Except, uh, you're married, and I wouldn't like to be all over the tabloids a la whoever A-Rod and Jeter are bonking. So don't. But you're cute!
