So I was at the Yankees game tonight, with those really overly fancy Legends Suite seats (I sometimes have ~connections~). For those of you that might care, this is an idea of how close the seats are: I actually got to hear their super cute first baseman Mark Teixeira SCREAM "THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! THROW THE FUCKING BALL OVER THE PLATE!!" after he got hit for the second time by a pitcher.
Coming from an adorable puppy dog boy scout type like Tex, it was both hilarious and terrifying. And I love how the people talking about the game on TV were like "words were exchanged between the two players."