Wednesday, July 08, 2009

I guess

I should do that ranking of the F3 of AusNTM, because they are better than even MMAS. Subject to minor changes.

COUTURE SWIMWEAR
3. Tahnee +1
2. Clare +2
1. Cassi +3
I thought all three girls did extremely well (they've got the #1, 3, and 4 call-outs, with Madison in 2nd). However, Cassi has the advantage because I feel like she made such a weird pose so effortless. Clare, we could see her face better, but it's kind of disturbingly sexy. Tahnee looks gorgeous but she kind of has a wonk-eye (and I thought it was soooo adorable/endearing that she pointed it out and sounded so sad about it).

Cassi 3
Clare 2
Tahnee 1

TULLE ON THE TRAPEZE
3. Tahnee +1
2. Cassi +2
1. Clare +3
Tahnee and Cassi did badly. Tahnee was trying for a whimsical thing, but she failed, and her body just looks bad, sorry to say. Cassi's face is really terrible, she looks like a frog that didn't want to be there. Clare was the only one of these three who aced it.

Cassi 5
Clare 5
Tahnee 2

NATURAL BEAUTY SHOTS
3. Cassi +1
2. Clare +2
1. Tahnee +3
All three did very well. Cassi's is getting mighty overrated, but it's still a very strong photo. I just... I hate her mouth, as I said before. Not her teeth, but her entire mouth. When she keeps it closed and not set in some weird way, like in the credits to the series, she is STUNNING, but otherwise, meh. Clare looks ethereal, and Tahnee's is just, again, STUNNING. I can't get over how beautiful it is.

Cassi 6
Clare 7
Tahnee 5

MOVEMENT FOR U BY KOTEX
3. Tahnee +1
2. Cassi +2
1. Clare +3
Ugh, this is one of those instances where I wish I could give like 18 points to Clare and no points to either of the other two. Clare looks cute and appropriately commercial, and she's got enough action in her photo to make it a good ad. Cassi and Tahnee's are just bad bad bad, but Cassi did better than Tahnee because she looks long and lean whereas Tahnee looks chubby.

Cassi 8
Clare 10
Tahnee 6

DESERT LINGERIE
3. Cassi +1
2. Clare +2
1. Tahnee +3
Let me just say all three of these are amazing, and in terms of photos alone, Cassi's is the best. Why did I give her third place then? Simple. She's not showing the lingerie or telling any sort of "story," which was like, the entire point of the damn shoot. And it is her fault, because she's scrunching that way to hide the clothing. But as a photo, holy fuuuuck. I may have said this before, but even though I hate this description because it's come to mean any good photo in NTM, it really is straight out of Vogue. But for what the shoot wanted, it was the "worst" photo. Clare looks like a broken-down fashion doll, she shows the clothing extremely well, and she's telling one hell of a story, but it lacks the oomph of Tahnee's shot. Here was where I realized that Tahnee was just, like, hot. I dunno what picture they used on the show, but I'm talking about this one. Yeah, her thighs look big, but for once, I don't even care. She's just smoking hot. That girl is a MODEL right here.

Cassi 9
Clare 12
Tahnee 9

CHANEL BY THE SEA
3. Cassi +1
2. Tahnee +2
1. Clare +3
Again, all three girls did extremely well. I like that they all look like sexy schoolmarms or something. Cassi's pose is just too awkward and she looks too gangly to be a Chanel ad. Tahnee's was a total fluke, but it's really gorgeous, and not just for the composition. There's an interesting vibe to it that would make it a good ad. Clare's face looks a weeeee bit weird here, but she more or less nailed it. She looks so statuesque and more or less flawless.

Cassi 10
Clare 15
Tahnee 11

DESIGNER GOWNS ON A TRAMPOLINE
3. Tahnee +1
2. Clare +2
1. Cassi +3
More or less all of them did only okay. Tahnee, I'm pretty amazed she could get that pose without distorting her body and face entirely, but I just get a super awkward vibe from the photo. I see what Clare was going for but she looks more than a bit possessed. Cassi's body looks awesome, but her face is still weird and what's with the chicken wing arm? Still, she did pretty well.

Cassi 13
Clare 17
Tahnee 12

STYLE ICONS
3. Tahnee +1
2. Cassi +2
1. Clare +3
Clare ROCKED THE HOUSE; Tahnee and Cassi both blew it for me (as did Franky and Adele).

Cassi 15
Clare 20
Tahnee 13

THE LONDON LOOK
3. Cassi +1
2. Tahnee +2
1. Clare +3
Again, Cassi and Tahnee more or less blew. Cassi just looks pissed, cheap, and actually low fashion. Tahnee at least looks beautiful, but pedestrian. Clare didn't do great, but it's the best photo. She looks a little short and it's a little posey, but I love that face. It's so high impact.

Cassi 16
Clare 23
Tahnee 15

BEACH SCENES - OVERALL
3. Tahnee +1
2. Clare +2
1. Cassi +3
All three girls did amazing. Tahnee looks a little awkward in both shots, putting her in third place. Clare had the best individual photo, but Cassi simply owns the group shot. She's gorgeous there, and really looks like a supermodel. See what happens when you RELAX YOUR MOUTH, Cassi?

Cassi 19
Clare 25
Tahnee 16

OVERALL WALK
3. Cassi +4
2. Tahnee +8
1. Clare +12
I counted this x4, because it was shown as extremely important throughout the course of the show. Cassi can't walk. Sorry, she still can't. She only improved because if she hadn't, it would have been pathetic. You can tell people are really, really biased against Tahnee if they're saying Cassi has a better walk. Tahnee's walk was great, but at times it could overdo the sexiness. Clare was, of course, flawless.

Cassi 23
Clare 37
Tahnee 24

POTENTIAL
3. Tahnee +4
2. Clare +8
1. Cassi +12
I don't have to really explain this, right? I don't think Tahnee has NO potential like, oh, I don't know, EVERYONE ELSE ON THE INTERNET, she's got an amazing face (with crazy cheekbones, actually) and her promo shot and pre-show photos suggest she can lose weight very easily, but she doesn't really compare to Clare or Cassi. Cassi needs a whole lot of polishing in many ways, but yes, she looks like a working model.

Cassi 35
Clare 45
Tahnee 28

Clare FTW. And for President.