So I was at the Yankees game tonight, with those really overly fancy Legends Suite seats (I sometimes have ~connections~). For those of you that might care, this is an idea of how close the seats are: I actually got to hear their super cute first baseman Mark Teixeira SCREAM "THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT! THROW THE FUCKING BALL OVER THE PLATE!!" after he got hit for the second time by a pitcher.
Coming from an adorable puppy dog boy scout type like Tex, it was both hilarious and terrifying. And I love how the people talking about the game on TV were like "words were exchanged between the two players."
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Let's hope it's a meeting of two winners...
From Trinidad/Tobago Fashion Week, which they did together. Yeah, even fuggo McKey looks AMAZING in the Sandhurst glow :D They are so adorable together! To be honest, McKey should join Colin, Branden, and Sandhurst in their apartment that they're supposedly getting, because I DO like her personality - she's like a fun "one of the guys" - and then they can all be on TV together.
But mostly I just hope they talked about what they did with the prize money they won!!!
Tuesday, June 02, 2009
Away We Go trailer.
John Krasinski? DOES NOT LOOK GOOD LIKE THAT.
Seriously...
NOOOOO. (how friggin' huge is this photo?)
YES. I'll even throw in a PLEASE there.
Seriously...
NOOOOO. (how friggin' huge is this photo?)
YES. I'll even throw in a PLEASE there.
Monday, June 01, 2009
MMaS F3: in review.
Aw! Remember Week 1? Branden was homophobic, Jonathan had long hair, and Sandhurst was flawless. Well, one of those things hasn't changed...
+3 for 1st place
+2 for 2nd place
+1 for 3rd place
Of course, it's not a perfect system because there are some weeks where all three of the guys did absolutely amazing, and there are some weeks when one of them did way worse than the rest, but you know.
Suspended lingerie
1. Sandhurst 3
2. Branden 2
3. Jonathan 1
Sandhurst sooooo did the best, and Mountaha totally ruined that photo for him. Branden's is fine but too generic/frat boy, and Jonathan looks really stiff.
Week 1 runway
1. Sandhurst 6
2. Jonathan 3
3. Branden 3
Sandhurst had the best walk this week. It was incredibly strong and confident. Jonathan was great, too. Branden SUCKED. He was the worst walk of the week.
Candy
1. Sandhurst 9
2. Jonathan 5
3. Branden 4
Sandhurst's is soooo gorgeous. Jonathan's is great too, and I love how he plays with the whole... stop sign idea. Branden's is fine, but I never got the fuss about it at all. He looks kinda dead TBH.
Candy pairs runway
1. Jonathan 8
2. Sandhurst 10
3. Branden 5
All three of them did just fantastic. But Jonathan's had that extra, "WOW! DAMN!" factor. I think Branden can owe a lot of his good walk to Sandhurst's creativity, plus lighting a fire under his ass.
Athletics
1. Branden 8
2. Jonathan 10
3. Sandhurst 11
Branden's is GREAT. Jonathan's is hot, but kind of ridiculous. Albeit, it was pretty good for the shoot. Sandhurst just looks kinda silly.
Athletic runway
1. Jonathan 13
2. Sandhurst 13
3. Branden 9
Jonathan's was HOTTTT. HOTTTT. Sandhurst's was beautiful, if too dancer-y. Branden's was lame.
Mirrored emotions
1. Branden 12
2. Jonathan 15
3. Sandhurst 14
Branden just did amazing. It's not so much of an emotional shot, but it's just an amazing photo. Jonathan's is fine, but there's something weird/off in those eyes. Sandhurst... NO.
"Beautiful freaks" runway
1. Sandhurst 17
2. Jonathan 17
3. Branden 13
Considering how marvelously retarded this runway was, they all actually did pretty well. Sandhurst really took it to another level, though. I think he's the only one that nailed it. I loved the fashion-y elements of Jonathan, and Branden did fine but didn't look comfortable in all that makeup and the weird get-up.
Sexy sailors
1. Jonathan 20
2. Branden 15
3. Sandhurst 18
Jonathan's is SEXY. HOT. Etc. The other two are lackluster. Branden's just staring there and his body looks really weird. Sandhurst's would be great if not for the weird sucking on Mountaha's thigh.
"Gender bending" runway
1. Sandhurst 21
2. Jonathan 22
3. Branden 16
Sandhurst looked like such a natural on the runway and he was so strong. Jonathan did really well, too. Loved his masculinity. Branden was just kind of awkward, uncomfortable, and hulky.
Underwater
1. Sandhurst 24
2. Jonathan 24
3. Branden 17
Sandhurst's is great. I love the energy... while it's still controlled. Jonathan's is kind of ridiculous, but I see what he was going for. Branden's is AWFUL.
Elemental runway
1. Sandhurst 27
2. Jonathan 26
3. Branden 19
Sandhurst did amazingly. His walk was beyond classy, to be honest. Jonathan did fine, but he was so stiff! Branden just did awful. He did that Gabe thing where he's such a handsome guy, but he screwed up his face so he looked God awful, plus he's always been an awkward walker.
'60s photoshoot
1. Jonathan 29
2. Branden 21
3. Sandhurst 28
Jonathan did great, but he looks slightly old. Brandhurst's photo is BAD.
Improv runway
1. Jonathan 32
2. Branden 23
3. Sandhurst 29
Jonathan (and Jordan) nailed it. Branden was kind of blah and Sandhurst clearly smoked A WHOLE LOT OF CRACK before doing this runway. I have seriously watched that runway about 30 times on YouTube, and I laugh EVERY TIME. It's second funniest to Shawn's beautiful freak runway...
Cowboys
1. Jonathan 35
2. Sandhurst 31
3. Branden 24
No competition. Jonathan BLEW ME AWAY with this photo. Soooo fucking hot. GIVE YOUR LOVE TO A COWBOY MAN! (If you're in the mood to watch something as gay as Make Me a Supermodel.) Sandhurst did pretty well, and that's not an easy angle to look good at at all... but there's no way that's half as good as Jonathan's. Branden looks like a frat boy yokel.
Countryside runway
1. Jonathan 38
2. Sandhurst 34
3. Branden 25
Eh. This runway was really all about Mountaha and Salome, but Jonathan just looked so... natural.
Nude
1. Branden 28
2. Sandhurst 36
3. Jonathan 39
All three of them did amazingly. Branden may have lucked into it, but WOW that was some luck. Sandhurst's is iconic, damn. Jonathan's is great too, but the styling might be helping him there. All three of these are in my top ten photos of the season, by the way.
Butterfly runway
1. Sandhurst 39
2. Jonathan 41
3. Branden 29
Sandhurst and Mountaha were the only ones who fully succeeded here. Jonathan was a little hulky, but those clothes looked great on him and he looked so soft and young, it was pretty amazing. Branden sucked.
Rowdy
1. Sandhurst 42
2. Branden 30
3. Jonathan 42
Sandhurst had the best solo shot, Branden had great energy but I don't like his solo shot much, and Jonathan... we all know what happened to Jonathan here.
Heelys runway
1. Jonathan 45
2. Sandhurst 44
3. Branden 31
All three did pretty well, but Jonathan and Sandhurst brought it to another level. Branden just kinda... was there.
Swimwear
1. Branden 34
2. Sandhurst 45
3. Jonathan 46
I don't like any of these, and I wish Branden would change his face, but it's the best... I guess. Nice schlong. I don't think Sandhurst's is that bad at all. I love the urgency. My only issue with it is the gap in his teeth. Jonathan's is ridiculous but he still looks hot, and it's the choice of photo and he did well overall.
Gothic/glam runway
1. Branden 37
2. Jonathan 48
3. Sandhurst 46
Branden really blew me away here. His walk was super strong. Jonathan did well too. Sandhurst didn't do badly, but he looked slightly uncomfortable, which he never has before.
Fire
1. Sandhurst 49
2. Jonathan 50
3. Branden 38
Sandhurst murdered it. I've heard a LOT of criticism of this photo (coughbyjealousandobsessiveMountahafanscough), but they're really wrong. He doesn't look crazy at all... partially because of the styling, but partially because, if you look at that face in close-up, there's so much CONTROL there, minus the one popped eyelid. Plus, he's the only one that gave the photographer any sort of usable variation. Jonathan's is fine and "fashion," but not, you know, exciting. Branden looks DUMB.
Suit runway
1. Jonathan 51
2. Sandhurst 51
3. Branden 39
All three did really well, but had flaws. Jonathan still has his elbows out, Sandhurst's was a little... generic-ish (though still strong and classy), and Branden's was still slightly stiff. All three of them did about ten times better than Mountaha, though.
As you can see, Jonathan and Sandhurst are actually tied. They've both done amazingly throughout the season, though both have had their stumbling blocks.
I've come to love Branden (haha, remember when I did my original predictions after Episode 1 and I said he was a homophobic tool who wasn't long for the show? D'oh! I DID call five of the top six, though, so yay?), but I don't think he's been half as good as the other two, and I'll be slightly disappointed if he wins unless he kills it in the last week. He definitely has the most high fashion potential, so he'll have a career no matter what, but if they were going to award on potential, they should just have crowned Colin the winner at casting and not bothered to have a whole damn season. His walk has drastically improved these last two weeks, but it's still awkward, and I've heard all this "OMG HIS PHOTOS ARE SO AMAZING" but he has probably as many stumbles in his portfolio as the other two.
Jonathan... I hear this whole "OMG HE'S NOT A MODEL!" thing on all kinds of forums. Wha? Yeah, he's not a high fashion, European market model. However, you wanna stick him up on a billboard like those really, really LOVELY David Beckham Armani ads? PERFECT. Tyson Beckford is more or less flawless, but he ain't high fashion either. However, he is more or less the definition of a supermodel: someone who moves from campaign to campaign and is known by so many people, even those who don't know a damn thing about fashion or modeling. That's really impressive, considering he's a. a guy and b. black, which makes it unbelievably difficult to make it in the industry.
My heart has been withColin Sandhurst since the beginning, though. I called him as the winner pre-show, and he's only grown on me. He has a few clunker photos in his portfolio, but overall, he brings a real creativity and thoughtfulness - without getting all caught up in his head - to set, and many of his photos are fantastic. He's always killed it on the runway, and again, he is not only good, but creative. He has many limitations in the industry - his skin color, his height, his "thundah, thundah, thundah thighs" - but he has performed wonderfully this entire competition, and improved on things the judges told him to (looking too dancer-y, having an "accountant face"). Sandhurst FTW!
+2 for 2nd place
+1 for 3rd place
Of course, it's not a perfect system because there are some weeks where all three of the guys did absolutely amazing, and there are some weeks when one of them did way worse than the rest, but you know.
Suspended lingerie
1. Sandhurst 3
2. Branden 2
3. Jonathan 1
Sandhurst sooooo did the best, and Mountaha totally ruined that photo for him. Branden's is fine but too generic/frat boy, and Jonathan looks really stiff.
Week 1 runway
1. Sandhurst 6
2. Jonathan 3
3. Branden 3
Sandhurst had the best walk this week. It was incredibly strong and confident. Jonathan was great, too. Branden SUCKED. He was the worst walk of the week.
Candy
1. Sandhurst 9
2. Jonathan 5
3. Branden 4
Sandhurst's is soooo gorgeous. Jonathan's is great too, and I love how he plays with the whole... stop sign idea. Branden's is fine, but I never got the fuss about it at all. He looks kinda dead TBH.
Candy pairs runway
1. Jonathan 8
2. Sandhurst 10
3. Branden 5
All three of them did just fantastic. But Jonathan's had that extra, "WOW! DAMN!" factor. I think Branden can owe a lot of his good walk to Sandhurst's creativity, plus lighting a fire under his ass.
Athletics
1. Branden 8
2. Jonathan 10
3. Sandhurst 11
Branden's is GREAT. Jonathan's is hot, but kind of ridiculous. Albeit, it was pretty good for the shoot. Sandhurst just looks kinda silly.
Athletic runway
1. Jonathan 13
2. Sandhurst 13
3. Branden 9
Jonathan's was HOTTTT. HOTTTT. Sandhurst's was beautiful, if too dancer-y. Branden's was lame.
Mirrored emotions
1. Branden 12
2. Jonathan 15
3. Sandhurst 14
Branden just did amazing. It's not so much of an emotional shot, but it's just an amazing photo. Jonathan's is fine, but there's something weird/off in those eyes. Sandhurst... NO.
"Beautiful freaks" runway
1. Sandhurst 17
2. Jonathan 17
3. Branden 13
Considering how marvelously retarded this runway was, they all actually did pretty well. Sandhurst really took it to another level, though. I think he's the only one that nailed it. I loved the fashion-y elements of Jonathan, and Branden did fine but didn't look comfortable in all that makeup and the weird get-up.
Sexy sailors
1. Jonathan 20
2. Branden 15
3. Sandhurst 18
Jonathan's is SEXY. HOT. Etc. The other two are lackluster. Branden's just staring there and his body looks really weird. Sandhurst's would be great if not for the weird sucking on Mountaha's thigh.
"Gender bending" runway
1. Sandhurst 21
2. Jonathan 22
3. Branden 16
Sandhurst looked like such a natural on the runway and he was so strong. Jonathan did really well, too. Loved his masculinity. Branden was just kind of awkward, uncomfortable, and hulky.
Underwater
1. Sandhurst 24
2. Jonathan 24
3. Branden 17
Sandhurst's is great. I love the energy... while it's still controlled. Jonathan's is kind of ridiculous, but I see what he was going for. Branden's is AWFUL.
Elemental runway
1. Sandhurst 27
2. Jonathan 26
3. Branden 19
Sandhurst did amazingly. His walk was beyond classy, to be honest. Jonathan did fine, but he was so stiff! Branden just did awful. He did that Gabe thing where he's such a handsome guy, but he screwed up his face so he looked God awful, plus he's always been an awkward walker.
'60s photoshoot
1. Jonathan 29
2. Branden 21
3. Sandhurst 28
Jonathan did great, but he looks slightly old. Brandhurst's photo is BAD.
Improv runway
1. Jonathan 32
2. Branden 23
3. Sandhurst 29
Jonathan (and Jordan) nailed it. Branden was kind of blah and Sandhurst clearly smoked A WHOLE LOT OF CRACK before doing this runway. I have seriously watched that runway about 30 times on YouTube, and I laugh EVERY TIME. It's second funniest to Shawn's beautiful freak runway...
Cowboys
1. Jonathan 35
2. Sandhurst 31
3. Branden 24
No competition. Jonathan BLEW ME AWAY with this photo. Soooo fucking hot. GIVE YOUR LOVE TO A COWBOY MAN! (If you're in the mood to watch something as gay as Make Me a Supermodel.) Sandhurst did pretty well, and that's not an easy angle to look good at at all... but there's no way that's half as good as Jonathan's. Branden looks like a frat boy yokel.
Countryside runway
1. Jonathan 38
2. Sandhurst 34
3. Branden 25
Eh. This runway was really all about Mountaha and Salome, but Jonathan just looked so... natural.
Nude
1. Branden 28
2. Sandhurst 36
3. Jonathan 39
All three of them did amazingly. Branden may have lucked into it, but WOW that was some luck. Sandhurst's is iconic, damn. Jonathan's is great too, but the styling might be helping him there. All three of these are in my top ten photos of the season, by the way.
Butterfly runway
1. Sandhurst 39
2. Jonathan 41
3. Branden 29
Sandhurst and Mountaha were the only ones who fully succeeded here. Jonathan was a little hulky, but those clothes looked great on him and he looked so soft and young, it was pretty amazing. Branden sucked.
Rowdy
1. Sandhurst 42
2. Branden 30
3. Jonathan 42
Sandhurst had the best solo shot, Branden had great energy but I don't like his solo shot much, and Jonathan... we all know what happened to Jonathan here.
Heelys runway
1. Jonathan 45
2. Sandhurst 44
3. Branden 31
All three did pretty well, but Jonathan and Sandhurst brought it to another level. Branden just kinda... was there.
Swimwear
1. Branden 34
2. Sandhurst 45
3. Jonathan 46
I don't like any of these, and I wish Branden would change his face, but it's the best... I guess. Nice schlong. I don't think Sandhurst's is that bad at all. I love the urgency. My only issue with it is the gap in his teeth. Jonathan's is ridiculous but he still looks hot, and it's the choice of photo and he did well overall.
Gothic/glam runway
1. Branden 37
2. Jonathan 48
3. Sandhurst 46
Branden really blew me away here. His walk was super strong. Jonathan did well too. Sandhurst didn't do badly, but he looked slightly uncomfortable, which he never has before.
Fire
1. Sandhurst 49
2. Jonathan 50
3. Branden 38
Sandhurst murdered it. I've heard a LOT of criticism of this photo (coughbyjealousandobsessiveMountahafanscough), but they're really wrong. He doesn't look crazy at all... partially because of the styling, but partially because, if you look at that face in close-up, there's so much CONTROL there, minus the one popped eyelid. Plus, he's the only one that gave the photographer any sort of usable variation. Jonathan's is fine and "fashion," but not, you know, exciting. Branden looks DUMB.
Suit runway
1. Jonathan 51
2. Sandhurst 51
3. Branden 39
All three did really well, but had flaws. Jonathan still has his elbows out, Sandhurst's was a little... generic-ish (though still strong and classy), and Branden's was still slightly stiff. All three of them did about ten times better than Mountaha, though.
As you can see, Jonathan and Sandhurst are actually tied. They've both done amazingly throughout the season, though both have had their stumbling blocks.
I've come to love Branden (haha, remember when I did my original predictions after Episode 1 and I said he was a homophobic tool who wasn't long for the show? D'oh! I DID call five of the top six, though, so yay?), but I don't think he's been half as good as the other two, and I'll be slightly disappointed if he wins unless he kills it in the last week. He definitely has the most high fashion potential, so he'll have a career no matter what, but if they were going to award on potential, they should just have crowned Colin the winner at casting and not bothered to have a whole damn season. His walk has drastically improved these last two weeks, but it's still awkward, and I've heard all this "OMG HIS PHOTOS ARE SO AMAZING" but he has probably as many stumbles in his portfolio as the other two.
Jonathan... I hear this whole "OMG HE'S NOT A MODEL!" thing on all kinds of forums. Wha? Yeah, he's not a high fashion, European market model. However, you wanna stick him up on a billboard like those really, really LOVELY David Beckham Armani ads? PERFECT. Tyson Beckford is more or less flawless, but he ain't high fashion either. However, he is more or less the definition of a supermodel: someone who moves from campaign to campaign and is known by so many people, even those who don't know a damn thing about fashion or modeling. That's really impressive, considering he's a. a guy and b. black, which makes it unbelievably difficult to make it in the industry.
My heart has been with
The Proposal
Guys.
DO YOU THINK THEY'LL ACTUALLY END UP FALLING IN LOVE AND GETTING TOGETHER?! ZOMG I CAN'T TELL
DO YOU THINK THEY'LL ACTUALLY END UP FALLING IN LOVE AND GETTING TOGETHER?! ZOMG I CAN'T TELL
EW.
Anne Hathaway's performance in Bride Wars, you do NOT DESERVE the intro music of "So What." Which is like THE BEST SONG EVER.
Also LOL, Kristin Stewart in Twilight beat Kate Winslet in The Reader.
Also LOL, Kristin Stewart in Twilight beat Kate Winslet in The Reader.
Ben Stiller...
he looks like he wants to choke/kill a bitch right now. I kinda think the guy can't poke fun at himself too much, or take other people poking fun at him...
Justin Timberlake = FLAWLESS.
I'm only reminded of this right now because I'm watching the MTV Movie Awards and Forest Whitaker is singing "Dick in a Box." AMAZING. As is Justin Timberlake.
WOWWWWW
Did Sacha Baron Cohen/Bruno just try to like... 69 Eminem? And there was a lot of screaming and security and people trying to break him up? And Eminem ran out?
This Bruno is gonna be the greatest movie ever.
This Bruno is gonna be the greatest movie ever.
Zac Efron, you are cuuuuute.
But what the HELL is up with your hair at this MTV Movie Awards thing?
Also, why is Robert Patterson SO PALE?
I think I may have said this at the MTV Movie Awards last year, but I remember when MTV was so awesome and cool and something I looked forward to watching. I was like 14. Judging by the girls that are all SCREAMING!!!!!! about Twilight right now, MTV's average audience member nowadays is about 14.
Also, why is Robert Patterson SO PALE?
I think I may have said this at the MTV Movie Awards last year, but I remember when MTV was so awesome and cool and something I looked forward to watching. I was like 14. Judging by the girls that are all SCREAMING!!!!!! about Twilight right now, MTV's average audience member nowadays is about 14.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
ANTM Cycle 11 marathon...
It's on Oxygen right now, and it's the F6 episode. And you know, these girls are like... jank. Samantha's pretty, but she's just not a model. Maybe she has potential, but she just doesn't have the right attitude or anything. Like, she just comes off as a joke. She wouldn't get booked for her appearance, so much. Marjorie is hideous in person and can't pull it together about ANYTHING, though she takes some darn good photos. Elina is just a petulant child. Sheena is, not for anything, pretty damn ugly, and needs BEYOND class.
McKey is FUG. I am officially willing to say that I don't "get" her... and clearly, neither does the modeling industry, because she's doing absolutely nothing (not that any of the C11 girls have set the industry on fire, or done ANYTHING). She's got a look, but it's desperately dated. Oh and seriously, did she take a good photo the entire time she was on the show, besides that natural disasters photo? Nope. I hate to be this glib, buuuut... Voting is sexy - pretty bad, but better than most. Rope ladder - hideous Joker. Swimwear - looks like she's falling over and her face is all weird. Fierce eyes - dull. Natural disasters - awesome, no complaints here. Fiercee Awards - awful. Commercial - terrible. Pirate ship - okay body minus the distortions (okay - the girl has some hot legs), AWFUL face. Simplistic - pretty, but not simplistic enough. Dramatic - makes me wanna puke. Windmill - most overrated photo in ANTM history, seriously. It's awful! Cover Girl - I guess this is her other great photo. Believe me, I hate to be that cruel and that, again, glib, but if I had more time, I would argue further. Her portfolio didn't justify a win.
Analeigh... I love this girl, and she took the best photos, and she had the best walk, but she's just not a model, at all. Her face is all wrong for modeling (she's pretty, but she has not a whole lot of bone structure and her features are all squished together, plus she only looked fresh with her hair styled a certain way) and even in a couple of photos, it looked wonky. But like I said, she took the best photos and had the best walk. Definitely should have won. Let's face it, she only got eliminated at the F3 because she would have embarrassed the hell out of McKey at that runway, and McKey was more favored by the judges than Teyona, with a lamer portfolio.
Buuut they're all jaaaank.
McKey is FUG. I am officially willing to say that I don't "get" her... and clearly, neither does the modeling industry, because she's doing absolutely nothing (not that any of the C11 girls have set the industry on fire, or done ANYTHING). She's got a look, but it's desperately dated. Oh and seriously, did she take a good photo the entire time she was on the show, besides that natural disasters photo? Nope. I hate to be this glib, buuuut... Voting is sexy - pretty bad, but better than most. Rope ladder - hideous Joker. Swimwear - looks like she's falling over and her face is all weird. Fierce eyes - dull. Natural disasters - awesome, no complaints here. Fiercee Awards - awful. Commercial - terrible. Pirate ship - okay body minus the distortions (okay - the girl has some hot legs), AWFUL face. Simplistic - pretty, but not simplistic enough. Dramatic - makes me wanna puke. Windmill - most overrated photo in ANTM history, seriously. It's awful! Cover Girl - I guess this is her other great photo. Believe me, I hate to be that cruel and that, again, glib, but if I had more time, I would argue further. Her portfolio didn't justify a win.
Analeigh... I love this girl, and she took the best photos, and she had the best walk, but she's just not a model, at all. Her face is all wrong for modeling (she's pretty, but she has not a whole lot of bone structure and her features are all squished together, plus she only looked fresh with her hair styled a certain way) and even in a couple of photos, it looked wonky. But like I said, she took the best photos and had the best walk. Definitely should have won. Let's face it, she only got eliminated at the F3 because she would have embarrassed the hell out of McKey at that runway, and McKey was more favored by the judges than Teyona, with a lamer portfolio.
Buuut they're all jaaaank.
Holy crap.
These two American Idol finalists? SO FUCKING CUTE. Kris Allen is what I would imagine a puppy would look like, if you turned it into a grown male human. He is what would happen if you took flour, eggs, sugar, and chocolate chips and baked that into the shape of a verrry cute boy. Adam's not my type when he's all made up, but when he doesn't have the weird hair and makeup? I'll take seven!!!
Oh my gosh Kris Allen is so cute. His wife is soooo very lucky.
Oh my gosh Kris Allen is so cute. His wife is soooo very lucky.
I rewatched this movie tonight...
For the first time in like, two years...
and it's still flaaaawless. It may have my vote for the best movie ever.
I will say that the Director's Cut is "weaker" than the regular version that I guess was in theaters, but it doesn't really matter, they're both amazing.
I will say that the Director's Cut is "weaker" than the regular version that I guess was in theaters, but it doesn't really matter, they're both amazing.
Friday, May 29, 2009
And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's...
And Justine Credible said, "You know, if you think about it, it's a really friggin' weird movie and that Asian landlord is the most insulting stereotype maybe ever."
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Make Me a Supermodel
I. Am. So. Excited. For. This. Finale!!!!
TEAM GUYS!!!! And, Sandhurst for the win! But I really love them all. :) And kind of despised Mountaha her last few episodes, so...
TEAM GUYS!!!! And, Sandhurst for the win! But I really love them all. :) And kind of despised Mountaha her last few episodes, so...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
GORGEOUS.
Salome is so flawless. She really grew on me her last few episodes.
So the F4 episode of MMaS is on right now and it's almost over and I think it just may be a sausagefest finale... OMG SO HAPPY!!!! TEAM GUYS y'all!
(Oh, Mountaha's not bad either. But I'm totes TEAM GUYS!)
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Cycle 1.
Okay... this is part of what I've been working on for ANTM. It's the ideal elimination order of girls in a cycle, based on a combination of photos, potential/look, and other random things. I'll also include my call-out orders, which I hope are sufficiently ~controversial.~ I'll start with Cycle 1. Oh, and just a warning, I change my mind a lot. Hah.
IDEAL ELIMINATIONS!!!
10. Tessa
Her photo at the first photoshoot was the worst by far. She doesn’t have enough potential to make up for it.
9. Shannon
Her last two photos have been quite bad. She’s got potential, but seeing as this season is very underwear/lingerie/nudity-based, I don’t think this was the right one to apply to for her.
8. Nicole
She’s a one-faced wonder and her photo this week is bad. Kesse’s photo is worse, but she did better in the past.
7. Ebony
Bad commercial, and she hasn’t been doing very well.
6. Kesse
Though she’s been good in the past, her photo here is the worst, and she doesn’t really have all that much model potential.
5. Katie
At this point, I’d be tired of her porno-ness. Elyse would have a FAR worse photo, but she’s done well in the past and she’s got more potential. Robin would have gone at this point, except she had the best picture by far.
4. Robin
She wouldn’t have done the nude shoot. BYE.
3. Elyse
She’s the most modelesque of the three remaining, but she’s got the weakest portfolio. She’s a natural model, but she’s been treating the competition like a joke the entire time.
2. Giselle
Giselle’s portfolio is extremely strong, but she doesn’t have that one WOW! photo, whereas Adrianne has two (the snake beauty shot, and the nude shot). They’d be pretty evenly matched on the runway.
1. Adrianne
She’s got it all. Her portfolio rocks, she’s beautiful, she’s got a great body, and her runway’s strong too.
IDEAL ELIMINATIONS!!!
10. Tessa
Her photo at the first photoshoot was the worst by far. She doesn’t have enough potential to make up for it.
9. Shannon
Her last two photos have been quite bad. She’s got potential, but seeing as this season is very underwear/lingerie/nudity-based, I don’t think this was the right one to apply to for her.
8. Nicole
She’s a one-faced wonder and her photo this week is bad. Kesse’s photo is worse, but she did better in the past.
7. Ebony
Bad commercial, and she hasn’t been doing very well.
6. Kesse
Though she’s been good in the past, her photo here is the worst, and she doesn’t really have all that much model potential.
5. Katie
At this point, I’d be tired of her porno-ness. Elyse would have a FAR worse photo, but she’s done well in the past and she’s got more potential. Robin would have gone at this point, except she had the best picture by far.
4. Robin
She wouldn’t have done the nude shoot. BYE.
3. Elyse
She’s the most modelesque of the three remaining, but she’s got the weakest portfolio. She’s a natural model, but she’s been treating the competition like a joke the entire time.
2. Giselle
Giselle’s portfolio is extremely strong, but she doesn’t have that one WOW! photo, whereas Adrianne has two (the snake beauty shot, and the nude shot). They’d be pretty evenly matched on the runway.
1. Adrianne
She’s got it all. Her portfolio rocks, she’s beautiful, she’s got a great body, and her runway’s strong too.
CALLOUTS!
J.Lo bikinis
1. Katie
2. Kesse
3. Giselle
J.Lo bikinis
1. Katie
2. Kesse
3. Giselle
4. Nicole
5. Adrianne
6. Elyse
7. Ebony
8. Robin
9. Shannon
10. Tessa
Stuff Magazine
1. Elyse
2. Giselle
3. Adrianne
4. Katie
5. Nicole
6. Kesse
7. Shannon
8. Ebony
9. Robin
Snake beauty shot
1. Adrianne
2. Giselle
3. Robin
4. Shannon
5. Elyse
6. Ebony
7. Nicole
8. Kesse
Fresh Look Contacts commercial
1. Robin
2. Giselle
3. Kesse
4. Adrianne
5. Shannon
6. Elyse
7. Ebony
Reebok movement
1. Elyse
2. Shannon
3. Giselle
4. Adrianne
5. Robin
6. Kesse
Paris lingerie
1. Robin
2. Shannon
3. Adrianne
4. Kesse
5. Elyse
Nude with diamonds
1. Adrianne
2. Elyse
4. Robin & Shannon
B&W beauty shot
1. Adrianne
2. Robin
3. Elyse
4. Shannon
( Overall callouts for the F4 week
1. Adrianne
2. Elyse
3. Robin
4. Shannon )
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Spider-Man 3 is so hilarious.
It really is. I love all the ~deep conversations~ in it. Oh and Bruce Campbell is just awesome, but you already knew that.
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