HOLY CRAP!

It's a No on Prop 8 ad.

With SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKIN' JACKSON narrating.

Nothing has been better ever.

Happy Halloween!

America's Next Top Model, 10/29

All of the top five are quite good.

1. Samantha
I know, I know, but it's actually fantastic. It's the only one without wonky stuff going on. It's a million times more elegant than I was expecting. For the first time ever, I'm really impressed with Sam.

2. Analeigh
Her pose is so graceful, gorgeous, and interesting but the face is a little wonky.

3. McKey
Her legs go on for about a billion miles, which I love, but her face looks like a pinhead and her expression looks like a scared raccoon.

4. Marjorie
I love the pose, it's so dynamic, but I'm getting a little tired of the hunched/broken back thing in almost every picture. Her arms look very short and the face isn't that great. But it's still a very good shot.

5. Sheena
It's true, she's not doing nearly as much as the other five girls, but I think she looks gorgeous and her pose, while simple, is very strong - what Jaslene specialized in.

6. Elina
I thought Elina would rock this shoot. I thought wrong. She looks like she's doing a jig, and she's got that stupid bitchface from the balloon ladder shoot, just with demon-crossed eyes.


Keep on prayin' for Analeigh to win this one, guys!

I've totally been neglecting this blog.

Hello again, world.


(I'm busy. And my boyfriend's back from Africa after almost a year. Yeah...it's been busy.)

Wow.

Saw V AND High School Musical 3 came out last weekend? Decisions, decisions...

"Crime Aid." FINALLY!

So great. S5 rocks the hell outta me.

- MICHOLLY LOVE!!!!
- a lot of line deliveries in this episode were really, really great. Like, better than usual.
- anything Phyllis/Dwight was amazing
- the cut from the sex conversation to Michael's "probably have soup... something light"
- Michael turning his microphone "all the way down"
- "The future mother of my children." OMG MY OVARIES EXPLODED.
- Yay, weird Creed talking heads!
- Michael's C.R.I.M.E.A.I.D. explanation
- Michael's favorite Bruce Springsteen songs, according to Darryl
- Jim's face after "it squeaks when you bang it - that's what she said!"
- DAVID WALLACE!!!!!!!!!!! When he was sitting in the front row chanting "Bruce, Bruce," I was amused indeed. I just hope he doesn't turn into a grumpy Gus and transfer Holly! :(
- Ryan hiding from David Wallace!
- Dwight constantly offering x amount of dollars... and one penny
- Dwangela ;_; Like, it was really funny that Hank was playing his guitar, but I didn't notice how sad the song was until Angela "chose" Andy. I do like that they're fleshing out the Angelandy relationship this season. It makes sense that they're together now, even if Dwight is Angela's soul mate, as opposed to them being together just because Angela was trying to stick it to Dwight.
- the only good thing about Roy coming back (like I predicted, the only reason they did it was so he could be like "omg U were a frend 2!!! lol sheez gonna cheet on u!!!") was that Jim got to say "she's engaged... to me" to his stupid, stupid face.

Episodes of this season ranked:
Weight Loss (A+)
Crime Aid (A)
Baby Shower (A)
Business Ethics (A-/B+)

This looks like SUCH a winner.

HOLY SHIT, ANDY'S COSTUME. AND JIM'S. AND CREED'S.

30 Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

"Crime Aid"? Loved. It. Is it too early to (Crime reduces innocence, makes everyone angry, I) declare (BANKRUPTCY!!!!!) S5 friggin' brilliant? Full comments on it tomorrow. Or maybe Sunday. Monday. Tuesday? DON'T RUSH ME PEOPLE!

My ranking the ANTM ladies that are going abroad.

6. Samantha
Voting: 10/14
Balloon: 13/13
Swimsuit: 4/12
Fierce Eyes: 10/10
Natural disasters: 7/9
Fiercee Awards: 6/8
Cover Girl commercial: 4/7
Average call-out: 7.71

5. Elina
Voting: 8/14
Balloon: 7/13
Swimsuit: 6/12
Fierce Eyes: 7/10
Natural disasters: 6/9
Fiercee Awards: 4/8
Cover Girl commercial: 5/7
Average call-out: 6.14

4. McKey
Voting: 4/14
Balloon: 6/13
Swimsuit: 9/12
Fierce Eyes: 5/10
Natural disasters: 2/9
Fiercee Awards: 7/8
Cover Girl commercial: 7/7
Average call-out: 5.71

3. Sheena
Voting: 6/14
Balloon: 8/13
Swimsuit: 3/12
Fierce Eyes: 3/10
Natural disasters: 4/9
Fiercee Awards: 3/8
Cover Girl commercial: 2/7
Average call-out: 4.14

2. Marjorie
Voting: 2/14
Balloon: 3/13
Swimsuit: 5/12
Fierce Eyes: 6/10
Natural disasters: 3/9
Fiercee Awards: 1/8
Cover Girl commercial: 6/7
Average call-out: 3.71

1. Analeigh
Voting: 3/14
Balloon: 4/13
Swimsuit: 1/12
Fierce Eyes: 1/10
Natural disasters: 1/9
Fiercee Awards: 2/8
Cover Girl commercial: 1/7
Average call-out: 1.86

ANALEIGH LOVE. GO GIRL!

Based entirely on the shoots, I would have eliminated Samantha (for the balloon and fierce eyes shot) and McKey (for the Cover Girl commercial) already (based on pictures alone, I eliminated Clark Week 1, Samantha Week 2, Hannah Week 3, Samantha Week 4, Joslyn Week 5, Lauren Brie Week 6, and McKey Week 7). Analeigh, Sheena, and Elina have never been in the bottom 2.

Leave it to the professionals. Leave it to CoverGirl...

Yo!

Call-out order last night:
1. Analeigh *
2. Sheena
3. Joslyn
4. Samantha
5. Elina
6. Marjorie
7. McKey

* Best ever? C'mon, Tyra, we all know that was Jade or Dominique (BRASILIA!)!

I love these two together!

I feel like my parents were in the process of a really nasty divorce, then realized they totally loved each other after all and decided to stay together and be more lovey-dovey than ever. Awww <3

Analeigh got a first call-out!

FINALLY!!!!

More on this week when I actually watch the episode.

Sarah Failin'

Sarah, at a rally, wearing a scarf with - yup, you guessed it - donkeys all over it.

I knew she couldn't possibly be anything other than a secret operative for the Dems! ;)

The funniest shit I've read in A WHILE.

I am _____ the _______.

Some of the things people put literally had me crying with laughter.

FIERCE & FABULOUS.

After that really ugly, spiteful primary, H. Clints is makin' me love her again. I love that they are BFF now. And adorable together.

Meh.

I. Hate. Roy. Anderson. So. Much. Why. Is. He. Back.

I knew he was coming back because of spoilers, and I know he's just in this one episode. I still really fucking hate him and if they're going to bring back lame old love interests, I'd rather see Karen. Or, God, even Katy (Jesus is probably busy, though). I'm not saying it can't be handled well, but he's not there for a multi-episode arc. Presumably, he's only there to be like "omg shee cheeted on mee shee culd cheet on u lolz hlprt", what's the fucking point other than to infuriate me by seeing his stupid-ass face?

Can you tell I hate Roy? And it's really bad because by extension I always end up being like "THAT FUCKER" whenever I see David Denman, who I'm sure is a lovely person.

Oh well... MICHOLLY LOOOOOOVEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!! But not about Roy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN KRASINSKI!!!!

*squee*

Cutest dork ever.

DAMN.

Colin Powell endorses Obama.

...aaaaand the racist comments start coming in... like five hours ago.

(What was the point of Sarah Palin on SNL? I mean, she wasn't bad, she just did nothing.)

Marjaleigh!

Whatever, Sam. Just because you have no friends because you're kind of a bitch and your pictures aren't half as good as these two fierce ladies doesn't mean you have to whine about it.

(Analeigh looks comically busted in like 90% of her confessionals. Hee.)

so, W.

Should I go see it, or should I wait for Netflix like I do with, uh, everything nowadays, it seems? It looks kinda funny. I hate George Bush's policies, but I really don't hate him. I think he's like crazy uncle George. If only he didn't run our friggin' country...

"Baby Shower"

"Wanna go out?" is the new "Then... it's a date."

Guys, I really really love S5. Already.

- the cold open. Oh dear lord. So funny. And it went on for just the right amount of time, because it could have gotten really stupid.
- Jim's chart during the cold open. "Delusion!"
- Angela randomly calling Andy a pervert. Angela and Andy were really cute together this episode, no?
- Jan already having her baby and not telling Michael about it was so fucking harsh. I think Crazy!Jan is gone, but EvilBitchManipulative!Jan is still here, with a vengeance.
- That said, I kind of like that big things are just happening in this season. Like, there's not a Very Special Jan's Birth Episode. There wasn't a Very Special JAM Engagement Episode. I don't think the big post-Super Bowl episode will be a Very Special JAM Wedding Episode. A Very Special Angelandy Wedding That Goes Horribly Wrong Episode, perhaps. (grin)
- the Michael holding babies montage was so adorable.
- everything involving Jan singing "Son of a Preacher Man" to Astrid. Seriously, WTF. This show's so nuts, I love it.
- Jan and the tub birth. Ew ew ew ew/I laughed my ass off.
- "When I felt Astrid I just felt... shortchanged." I teared up. Poor Michael. ;_;
- Michael and Darryl's ridiculous baby daddy conversation. LOVED IT.
- Holly and Jan's super awkward conversation. LOVED IT.
- Andy, Angela, Astrid, and the vegetable patch!!!! HAH!!!!! Where the hell was that thing lying around, anyway?!?
- I could not believe what a BITCH Jan was when she told Michael not to date Holly. Wow. Ugh. :(
- That said, the scene following it, where Michael embraced Holly wordlessly? I teared up again, but happy tears. :) Oh, and see the top of this post!
- LOVED that ending Jim and Pam conversation. Even when these two are out of synch, they're in synch, you know? Love 'em.

ZERO?!

I'M VOTING FOR SENATOR GOVERNMENT/THAT ONE, Y'ALL.