I said I would talk about them. Here they are! I have to admit I think they're pretty good overall. They're at least interesting-looking, most of them. And, um... nice outfits... and names...
Gabrielle: She looks like an alien, but that's pretty much a good thing in fashion. I can see Tyra falling in love with her "unique face" or something. And yes, I like her hair. I think this girl could be awesome, or she could really suck in pictures.
Krista: She's pretty, with a great body, and she looks very tall. But she's 26 and she looks it. So that's all we're gonna hear about from Tyra and the judges. Oh, YAY.
Simone: She's 19? She looks older than Krista! I really hate her hair. Maybe I'll like her more with longer hair.
Raina: Like everyone seems to be, I AM OBSESSED WITH HERRRRRR. Holy shit, she's awesome. She looks like Analeigh and Jenah crossed. That's amaaaazing. Maybe her body could use a liiiiittle work, but eh, these girls are all kinda rough. Wow. What a picture. She's awesome.
Alexandra: I'm assuming she's a plussie. She reminds me of Whitney, a lot, because she's a plus-sized model (or she looks it, anyway......) and the look on her face, except she looks a little more snarly than Whitney. She also looks a bit alarmed. She's got a great body for modeling, though (provided she's a plus-sized model, because if she's not, then uh...).
Brenda: She's too boyish/androgynous for me. Pass. And she reminds me of a lame version of Marjorie or something.
Anslee: Part of this might be the terrible outfit (and the NAME), but she's another pass. She looks really harsh and her body needs a lot of work. Plus, the expression on her face is super cranky, so I am not enamored of her. I enjoy her being listed as a "Bar Tender," though. And looking at her face, she does have interesting bone structure, but she's also got, like, a sixteenhead.
Angelea: AAHAHAHAHHAHAH ANGELEA'S BACK WHAT A HOT MESS I LOVE IT SOOOOO MUCH. I thought she was kind of gross on last year's casting special, so I don't really approve of her being on ANTM. She's already got a really unattractive snarl on her face. But she'll bring the lols.
Naduah: Uh... I don't really know what to say with this one, except that very few people can pull off the bald look, and she is not really one of them. That eyeshadow doesn't help, though, so maybe she'll be better on the show.
Ren: "Occupation: Living." BAHAHAHA. She looks really awesome, too... except apparently, according to her Facebook, she signed up to try out for the show while drunk and actually made it on, but she took the whole thing as a joke and quit. Yeah, I hate that shit. It's why I can't stand C10 Lauren. But Ren is really pretty and I would probably love her if I didn't know she'd done that.
Jessica: She seems maybe a little bland or like she's trying too hard, but I think she's my second favorite. She's really pretty and at least she's trying to be interesting in her pose. Great legs, too.
Alasia: She's okay. She's really pretty but her pose is kind of weirding me out. Why would you try to look pigeon-toed? And she looks short, too. Bad eyeshadow.
Tatianna: Everyone keeps saying she looks like Tahlia, but her body isn't as busted as Tahlia's and she's also not nearly as pretty as Tahlia was. Really, she looks like a drag queen. Yikes. And that lipstick was just a horrible horrible life decision.
So, favorite to least favorite:
RAINA
Jessica
Ren
Gabrielle
Krista
Alexandra
Brenda
Naduah
Simone
Anslee
Alasia
Tatianna
Angelea
