So if you can't tell, I'm inside on a Saturday night because I don't want to go out and deal with Snowtorious B.I.G. (thanks local news!!!), So I'm reading old articles because I'm bored and getting very annoyed with various idiots. Anyway, I have MLB Network on in the background because they've got this "bloopers" show, and they were talking about players using cliches ("it's a long season," "you gotta play all 27 outs," etc.) and, shocker, they had a whole mini-section on Derek Jeter. But then they had this pretty awesome quote:
"We're just not playing well at all. Right now, we're playing like that part in Space Jam when they took away everyone's super powers."
He is the greatest. Derek, please don't marry that Minka lady. You should marry me. K thnx bye.
