I was reading some old Joe Morgan chats because I enjoy dumb writing about baseball and I found this:
Mose (Beet Farm)
Joe! The Red Sox fell out of the Wild Card lead, their inconsistency is killing me. Maybe they should play a little small ball, do more hit and run with Ellsbury and Pedroia, rather than sit back and wait on the 3 run HR. What do you think?
Joe Morgan
I think you're a smart baseball person. They have the fewest sacrifice bunts in MLB. They don't hit and run. The only guy who will steal a base is Ellsbury. Pedroia will every once in a while. But they just sit and wait for the home run, which doesn't come around as much any more. I don't think they'll catch the Yankees by doing that. They might not even hold on to the wild card. They might have to change the way they play on offense.
If you know Fire Joe Morgan, and who actually wrote for Fire Joe Morgan, AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
ETA: Hmmm, now that I think about it, I'm not sure it's the FJM guys. It's clearly someone that's Joe-baiting, but FJM would be a lot more subtle. The Mose thing, the Red Sox fandom, "consistency," talking about small ball and not "waiting for the three-run HR." It's a little too obvious. But well done, whoever this was.
