so, this is hilarious.

(watching the actual acceptance speech is not necessary to enjoy this video. also, i'm sorry, i really don't like the dixie chicks' music. man, was "crazy" robbed.)
a. what the hell is he on?
b. why the hell is he at the grammys anyway?
c. he really should stick to directing movies. he's awesome at that. talking, not so much.
d. "aaaaage aaaaaaaaaaaighty!!!!"
e. "you're beautiful! james blunt!" what is he, adam sandler?
f. tony bennett doesn't even look uncomfortable. good for him.
g. oh christ, is that paris hilton in the audience?
h. "CRAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYY!!!!!"
i. seriously, could his forehead be any bigger?