Monday, February 04, 2008

Season 2 - Part 2

The Client: Michael and his jeans


Performance Review: Dwight realizes it's Friday...


E-Mail Surveillance: Michael at improv


Christmas Party: Ryan chooses unfortunately in White Elephant


Booze Cruise: Michael dances.


The Injury: Jim pops Michael's bubble-wrapped foot


"The Client"
5. "Years...and years...and years..."
4. "Could I have a vodka tonic please?" Both Jan's delivery and the look on her face.
3. "That's why I wanted a signal between us. So I wouldn't have to just shout nonsense words.
That's her fault."
2. Michael's screenplay and its hysterical illustrations
1. Jan and Michael make out...both hysterical and horrifying.

"Performance Review"
5. Jim's plan to make Dwight think it's Friday all day
4. "It's all about my bonus."
3. "Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts."
"Done."
2. Dwight's amazing poster
1. "I heard they made out and had sex."
"They just made out, that's it."
"Well, I heard they made out. And had sex."

"E-Mail Surveillance"
5. "I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm making Dwight up. He is very real."
4. "If I step on a mine in Scranton, Pennsylvania and die, you can have my job."
3. "The IT tech guy and me did not get off to a great start..."
2. Jim sings "Islands in the Stream" with Michael
1. Michael at his improv class

"Christmas Party"
5. Meredith flashes Michael, he makes a face...and snaps a picture and marches out. PERFECT.
4. Toby's face when he holds up the poster he bought for Angela
3. "Yep, that's exactly what happened."
2. Michael bought Ryan an iPod...when the price limit was $20
1. "Kevin Malone."
"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
"Stanley Hudson."
"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
"Ryan Howard."
"Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration."
beat...
"What line of work you in, Bob?"

"Booze Cruise"
5. "Michael stands on the front of the boat and says that he's the king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck" and sure enough, Michael does it.
4. Michael gives his whole "the ship is sinking!" speech and the non-Dunder-Mifflin people freak out and one even jumps overboard! while the Dunder-Mifflin people sit there and roll their eyes
3. "BFD. Engaged ain't married. ...Never, ever, ever give up."
2. "You know what? I would save the receptionist. I just wanted to...clear that up." Awww.
1. Michael dances to the band's hilarious version of "Get Busy"... and everyone's facial reactions to that

"The Injury"
5. "Dad?"
4. Michael's choice of handicapped icons...and confusing Philadelphia with Big
3. Dwight names the folder on his computer "DWIGHT" over and over again
2. MICHAEL GRILLED HIS FOOT. Really, that's all that needs to be said.
1. "Ryan is...uh...dead"