The Secret: Jim and Pam take an awkward elevator ride
The Carpet: Jim doesn't enjoy working near Kelly
Boys and Girls: Black people do like pizza!
Valentine's Day: the camera catches Michael and Jan, again
Dwight's Speech: Dwight's speech, unoriginally enough
Take Your Daughter to Work Day: Michael and his younger self with Edward R. Meow"The Secret"
5. the waitress' reaction to "chicken breast, hold the chicken"
4. "Her boobs, definitely."
"Wow. That's not what I meant."
3. "What'd you guys talk about?"
"You know. Politics...literature..." and Jim holds up the Hooters shirt
2. "Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? ... He was lying about being sick!"
1. Michael tries to get the Jim Halpert hair
"The Carpet"
5. Roy's delivery of "you mean the thing?"
4. "I get ten vacation days a year and I try to hold off taking them as long as possible. And this year, I got to the...third week in January."
3. Dwight and Michael raid Accounting (especially Dwight "raiding" Angela)
2. "Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me..." and a cut to Michael blatantly staring at Ryan through his blinds than "shiftily" looking away
1. "Somebody makin' soup?" OH, CREED.
"Boys and Girls"
5. "I feel you."
"How can you say that?"
"Not literally."
4. "We even like the same girls, some of us!"
3. Kevin in the background when Jim and Roy talk, and his face afterward
2. Michael erases everything on the "do not erase" board...except the actual words "do not erase"
5. the waitress' reaction to "chicken breast, hold the chicken"
4. "Her boobs, definitely."
"Wow. That's not what I meant."
3. "What'd you guys talk about?"
"You know. Politics...literature..." and Jim holds up the Hooters shirt
2. "Guess what I found out about Oscar tonight? ... He was lying about being sick!"
1. Michael tries to get the Jim Halpert hair
"The Carpet"
5. Roy's delivery of "you mean the thing?"
4. "I get ten vacation days a year and I try to hold off taking them as long as possible. And this year, I got to the...third week in January."
3. Dwight and Michael raid Accounting (especially Dwight "raiding" Angela)
2. "Jim's been looking at me kind of a lot all week. I would be creeped out by it, but it's nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me..." and a cut to Michael blatantly staring at Ryan through his blinds than "shiftily" looking away
1. "Somebody makin' soup?" OH, CREED.
"Boys and Girls"
5. "I feel you."
"How can you say that?"
"Not literally."
4. "We even like the same girls, some of us!"
3. Kevin in the background when Jim and Roy talk, and his face afterward
2. Michael erases everything on the "do not erase" board...except the actual words "do not erase"
1. "Like if Michael said he got to second base with you, does that mean you like...closed a deal?"
and Kelly's wink. Even Angela's laughing!
"Valentine's Day"
5. "Oy vey! Schmear!" and Michael's dance outside Fiddler on the Roof
4. the "Faces of Scranton" video
"Valentine's Day"
5. "Oy vey! Schmear!" and Michael's dance outside Fiddler on the Roof
4. the "Faces of Scranton" video
3. "New York, New York! The city so nice they named it twice! Manhattan is the other name."
2. Michael's favorite New York pizza joint? Sbarro. So Michael.
1. "I hooked up with her on February 13" and Ryan's hair
"Dwight's Speech"
5. "It's like Club Med but everything is naked."
4. "I will travel to New Zealand and walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor. And then I will hike Mount Doom."
3. "You've gotta waaaaaaave your arms and you've gotta pound your fists many times!"
2. Dwight's actual speech
1. "I'd like to say hi to my friends in China" followed by Creed's Chinese and finger-waving.
"Take Your Daughter to Work Day"
5. Michael's adorable scene(s) with Toby's daughter
4. Michael's username on the dating service
3. "We're not going to see the four-toed Creed."
2. "Hello, tiny one. You are the future!"
1. Stanley screams at Ryan (what Stanley says is absolutely hysterical obviously, but watch Ryan's eyes. Oh my God.)
2. Michael's favorite New York pizza joint? Sbarro. So Michael.
1. "I hooked up with her on February 13" and Ryan's hair
"Dwight's Speech"
5. "It's like Club Med but everything is naked."
4. "I will travel to New Zealand and walk the Lord of the Rings trail to Mordor. And then I will hike Mount Doom."
3. "You've gotta waaaaaaave your arms and you've gotta pound your fists many times!"
2. Dwight's actual speech
1. "I'd like to say hi to my friends in China" followed by Creed's Chinese and finger-waving.
"Take Your Daughter to Work Day"
5. Michael's adorable scene(s) with Toby's daughter
4. Michael's username on the dating service
3. "We're not going to see the four-toed Creed."
2. "Hello, tiny one. You are the future!"
1. Stanley screams at Ryan (what Stanley says is absolutely hysterical obviously, but watch Ryan's eyes. Oh my God.)
