every episode of Season 1 of The Office (US, obviously. Sorry, Brits). I'll be doing this for every (half?) season of the show. I've got all of Season 1 done, most of Season 2 (I just need to finish up "Conflict Resolution" and see "Casino Night" again), some of Season 3, and, um...none of Season 4. I'll get on that...
Season 1
"Pilot"
5. Michael bought his own "World's Best Boss" mug...
4. "If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a few years ago!"
"What?"
3. Michael screws up the first call in such a Michael-ish way
2. Jim puts Michael's mug in Jell-O at the end of the episode...the theme music is such a cute little touch
Season 1
"Pilot"
5. Michael bought his own "World's Best Boss" mug...
4. "If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a few years ago!"
"What?"
3. Michael screws up the first call in such a Michael-ish way
2. Jim puts Michael's mug in Jell-O at the end of the episode...the theme music is such a cute little touch
1. Jim denies putting Dwight's stapler in Jell-O...as he's eating Jell-O
"Diversity Day"
5. the "races" chosen for the cards (see the picture for a sample...)
"Diversity Day"
5. the "races" chosen for the cards (see the picture for a sample...)
4. "If you leave, we'll only have two left!"
3. "Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north."
2. "Not a bad day..."
1. the collard/colored greens debate ("You don't call them collard people. That's offensive.")
"Health Care"
5. Michael's conversation about the mine shaft
4. a quickie, but a goody: when Jim holds up his sheet of illnesses, instead of checking off things at the top, he just drew a huge circle around the entire section
3. "I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
"Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?"
"So I can lower it."
2. "I still have a vagina."
3. "Abraham Lincoln once said that if you are a racist, I will attack you with the north."
2. "Not a bad day..."
1. the collard/colored greens debate ("You don't call them collard people. That's offensive.")
"Health Care"
5. Michael's conversation about the mine shaft
4. a quickie, but a goody: when Jim holds up his sheet of illnesses, instead of checking off things at the top, he just drew a huge circle around the entire section
3. "I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."
"Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?"
"So I can lower it."
2. "I still have a vagina."
1. "Right now, this is just a job. If I advance any higher in this company, then this would be my career. And uh, well, if this were my career... I'd have to throw myself in front of a train."
"The Alliance"
5. It's actually Ryan's birthday...
4. Jim over-enthusiastically taping Dwight into the cardboard box in the warehouse
3. the reality of Jim, Kevin, and Toby's conversation versus what Jim tells Dwight they said in the parking lot
2. Dwight's ridiculous blonde hair
1. "I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she didn't like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her."
"Basketball"
5. "This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the whorehouse!"
4. "I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box."
3. "Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay, I mean, uh, not in the homosexual way at all. I mean in the bad-at-sports way."
2. "I really hope Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him... I'm kidding. Kidding! Totally kidding."
1. John Krasinski, sweaty, in gym clothes. Yes, I'm shallow.
"Hot Girl"
5. "It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to, um...interact with."
"The Alliance"
5. It's actually Ryan's birthday...
4. Jim over-enthusiastically taping Dwight into the cardboard box in the warehouse
3. the reality of Jim, Kevin, and Toby's conversation versus what Jim tells Dwight they said in the parking lot
2. Dwight's ridiculous blonde hair
1. "I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she didn't like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her."
"Basketball"
5. "This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the whorehouse!"
4. "I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box."
3. "Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay, I mean, uh, not in the homosexual way at all. I mean in the bad-at-sports way."
2. "I really hope Dwight doesn't make me work. Maybe I should sleep with him... I'm kidding. Kidding! Totally kidding."
1. John Krasinski, sweaty, in gym clothes. Yes, I'm shallow.
"Hot Girl"
5. "It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to, um...interact with."
4. "Goodnight! It was nice to meet some of you!" (JESUS!)
3. "The purse girl hits everything in my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts... not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies."
2. "Do you love her?!"
"Dwight, no... I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel."
1. Jim and Pam's mock conversation while Dwight buys a purse ("I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball!")
And that's that. Season 2 Part 1 coming soon...enough.
3. "The purse girl hits everything in my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts... not for me, for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies."
2. "Do you love her?!"
"Dwight, no... I don't know. It's too early to tell. I don't know how I feel."
1. Jim and Pam's mock conversation while Dwight buys a purse ("I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball!")
And that's that. Season 2 Part 1 coming soon...enough.
