Alan Arkin: This should be Eddie Murphy. Or...any of the other nominees from last year.
Jennifer Hudson: She'll probably be totally charming and then everyone will be like OMG SHE IS FAT AND GROSS. I hate people.
Helen Mirren: is amazing.
Forest Whitaker: You can tell he's really shy and doesn't really like being in the public eye. Thus, he probably won't be the best presenter...
Amy Adams: YES. JESUS ATTENDS THE OSCARS!!!! I don't see why she's not singing "That's How You Know" instead of "Happy Working Song," though. :(
Jessica Alba: Whatever. I like her. I think she's cute and charming. Can't act for shit, but hey.
Cate Blanchett: But of course. We might be 8 months pregnant, but we've still got to self-promote!!!!
Josh Brolin: You bet your ass. He had a banner year. The fact that he got no awards attention at all while every other awards association was basically falling all over themselves to give his costars attention is a sin.
Steve Carell: YESSSS. Always hysterically funny.
George Clooney: Since 2005, I think we can all agree - it ain't an Oscars without George Clooney.
Penelope Cruz: Whatever. As long as she sticks to Spanish, cuz she kinda pisses me off in English.
Miley Cyrus: While I do think it's stupid that she's presenting at the Oscars, everyone's really overreacting about it. OMG she's going to be on the Oscars for like 2 minutes out of 4 hours. Get over it.
Patrick Dempsey: I love him. And hey...he was in Enchanted...so he's clearly part of the movie world...of course...
Cameron Diaz: I wonder if she's gonna wear something crazy like she did all last year.
Colin Farrell: Will he be sober?
Harrison Ford: OMG INDY 4!
Jennifer Garner: I just love her. Remember when she tripped over herself a few years ago? That was the cutest thing.
Tom Hanks: Yeah, it still ain't an Oscars without Tom Hanks.
Anne Hathaway: I absolutely love how for the past three years, Anne Hathaway tries to launch some kind of Oscar campaign and it totally fails (Brokeback, Prada, Becoming Jane). In your face, Hathaway. Ha!
Katherine Heigl: Yeah, she's getting majorly overexposed. It's annoying. I still like her, though.
Jonah Hill: So annoying. Why couldn't they get the vastly superior Michael Cera from Superbad?
Dwayne Johnson: LOL The Rock is going to the Oscars.
Nicole Kidman: Still a red carpet goddess, even if her movies tend to miss out on the Oscars now, even when she totally deserves a nomination (Margot at the Wedding, anyone?).
James McAvoy: Hot. There's actually like, a pretty significant lack of hot when it comes to many of these presenters...
Queen Latifah: Hey. I wonder if she's going to present Best Song again.
Seth Rogen: He's better than Jonah Hill. Jonah Hill is like the totally bargain-bin version of Seth Rogen that ain't half as good.
Martin Scorsese: YES!!!!! Can he be the host??!?!!?
Hilary Swank: Oh hey. Another one people are gonna bitch over.
John Travolta: As long as he doesn't give the performance he gave in Hairspray.
Denzel Washington: I love him. Totally classy.
Renee Zellweger: YAAAAY LEATHERHEADS!!!
There are gonna be, like, more people, right? Right...?
