Speaking of Sean Penn not showing up, like, why was no one there? Javier Bardem, James Franco, Mariska Hargitay, Judi Dench, Kevin Spacey, you guys have anything better to do? Javier, your girlfriend was there...
Dustin Hoffman's really going senile. And RDJ looked like he did during the rehab years to be honest. :( He wasn't acting like it, but DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR! A lot of the guys had hair issues. Aaron Eckhart looks old and hard with his hair slicked back so harshly. Jeremy Piven, what happened to your "mercury poisoning"? (He was so great in Speed-the-Plow, and I feel bad for the people that had tickets that he left early. He was fantastic and as many people as possible deserved to see him.)
Kate and Leo are secretly in love. And, after tonight, maybe that's not so secret! Hah. "LEO I LOVE YOU I'VE LOVED YOU FOR TWELVE YEARS AND MY KIDS ARE YOURS ACTUALLY BUT DON'T TELL ANYONE. Oh hi Sam, thanks for directing the movie"
Can someone accept an award this year without having a mental breakdown about it?
Everyone was so far away from the stage.
At the tremendous applause for Meryl Streep when they introduced her for Best Actress in a Musical/Comedy, I was like OH MY GOD IS SHE GOING TO WIN IN THIS CATEGORY I THINK I'M GONNA VOM but thank God she didn't. Yay, Mamma Mia! going home empty-handed!
Spielberg was classy as all hell and not boring when those speeches usually are. I'm sure everyone's bitching about him because OMG how dare he be successful, his films aren't all cold and actually show emotion and make people cry. Scorsese did a great intro.
Rainn Wilson is hilarious. Ricky Gervais is funny but dude, it's not your stand-up comedy hour. Also, I called the joke you made to Kate! Sacha Baron Cohen will never be invited back to the Golden Globes.
My favorite speeches? Kate's second (!!), Tracy Morgan for 30 Rock, Mickey Rourke, Tina Fey calling out people on the internet LMAO!
Everyone's dresses were so boring. Nobody looked atrocious except Renee Zellweger and maybe Rachel Griffiths. Marisa Tomei's dress thing was pretty bad too, but she kind of pulled it off. Jenna Fischer's dress fit beautifully but looked like window curtains. Eva Mendes had some weird growth on the side of her dress. J.Lo looked cheap. Kate's was boring. I honestly think I might have liked Laura Linney's the best! I liked Maggie Gyllenhaal's too. Oh, and Beyonce's! I'm starting to think that
"I can't say I was robbed for anything until Kate Winslet wins an Oscar." -Rachel Griffiths on E! If what happened to Kate tonight happens at the Oscars, though it's very doubtful, that would be SO FUCKING AWESOME.
