Okay, so everyone knows how the award shows go where they announce a category nominee by nominee, and there's mild clapping for everyone. They get to Best Supporting Actor and:
1. (nominee)
(mild applause)
2. (nominee)
(mild applause)
3. (nominee)
(mild applause)
4. (nominee)
(mild applause)
5. (nominee)
(mild applause)
6. Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight
(THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE THAT BLOWS THE FUCKIN' ROOF OFF THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!)
