(friend) (10:43:08 PM): so jessica alba and cash warren are married
(me) (10:43:11 PM): i know
(me) (10:43:17 PM): they are now legally obligated to just gaze at each others' beauty all day long
(friend) (10:43:27 PM): just wait till she gives birth
(friend) (10:43:53 PM): its going to be a shiloh/brangelina twins vs. alba baby ultimate pretty smackdown
