Oh, Mark, you are so cute, but David Letterman is right, you kind of look fifteen, and he forgot to add that you kind of have a weird haircut. Additionally, I adore you, but that was a sucky-ass Late Show that I had to sit through for your cuteness/hotness. Still, SO CUTE. It was worth it! MCT 4 MVP y'alls
This is lame, but a random note. You know that "don't trust a ho" song, the actual name of which I can't think of right now?* Okay, why do they bleep out the ho but keep the "do the Helen Keller" line? That latter line is... way more offensive.
*I looked it up. It is "Don't Trust Me" by 30H3 or something like that.
