So how many times have I heard the goddamn Macarena? A lot. In summer 1996, I was at a camp (which I will someday doubtlessly write a memoir about, oh boy), and I heard it approximately 2086420860498609486 times at camp alone. The song's partially in Spanish, a language I'm really familiar with. WHY DO I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE LYRICS ARE?!
I feel ashamed categorizing this under "music." Because... it's the Macarena.
