So I noticed, when Andy Pettitte is off the field, he's almost puppyish. He's got big, sad-looking eyes and this quiet voice with a Southern accent. His smile is so shy. I want to give him a hug after every press conference, including ones where he's elated. He's also really fucking hot so I want to do him. Did I say that? Anyway - Andy's probably the biggest reason why I love the Yankees like I do, but that's another story for another time.
But when he is on the field? SCARY GAME FACE! Seriously, he gets this crazy GLEAM in his eyes and it's frightening.
Also, the announcers on YES jinxed his perfect game by... constantly talking about how he was pitching a perfect game. After like three innings!
