WHYYYYY is there HORRIBLE smut "fanfiction" featuring George W. Bush, Laura Bush, Condi Rice, Joe Biden, Barack Obama, Sean Hannity, Anderson Cooper, Soledad O'Brien, Sonia Sotomayor, Jill Biden, Michelle Obama, Ann Coulter, Hillary Clinton, and Jesse Jackson, among like, eight others? I mean, I know, Rule 34, but WHYYYYYYY???? And whyyy did I know it was coming (THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!) but I still read it?!?
The really bad thing is that some of the lines in it were pretty damn funny but I can't post them here because they are all FILTHY.
As for the "Obama love" tag - as Joe Biden would say, LITERALLY.