Eminem. He is, probably literally, always angry. I realize this was like ten years ago at this point, but he started a feud with Christina Aguilera, running around screaming that she was gonna give him VD... because she said he was cute. Seriously?
He will probably find this blog and start a feud with me now. Uh oh. Then again, if I haven't been sued by Sarah Palin yet...
