Sunday, March 16, 2008

An Interview with Miss Laura Linney.

From The New York Times magazine. It's here.

As multiple people have pointed out before, that reviewer is dumb. "WHERE R TEH BOOBIES??? IZ DIS GUNNA GET MORE INTERESTING???? UR NOT AS PERTTYY AS MAREEN COLLITARD!!!!"

And then there's this quote: "Q: What do you think of Marion Cotillard, who just won best actress for her performance as Edith Piaf? A: Of the five of us, that performance was on a whole other level. It just was."

Oh, Laura, honey. When you run to the grocery store to buy some milk and you don't change out of your sweatpants, that's a better performance than Marion Cotillard's in La vie en rose. Laura, please don't slap on seventeen pounds of makeup and play some histrionic real person in a ridiculous performance to get an Oscar. Please?

Also: "There are as many bad independent films as there are bad commercial films." THANK YOU. THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU. That, and you're a really fucking great actress.