So, yeah.

To avoid writing my paper, in the midst of verrrry little sleep, I came up with my "official" list of the top 50 performances of the 2000s. It is very far from perfect. There were performances it just killed me to leave off, of course, and there were performances that are wayyyy too low, but... overall it's pretty satisfying. I might post it eventually. The top two should be obvious if you read this regularly (one of you has to exist out there right?), but I think the rest of it might be interesting. Or I might just leave it at this and torture you forever ;)