20. "Branch Wars" (Season 4, Episode 6) (Mindy Kaling)
Sometimes I say crazy things.
19. "Fun Run" (Season 4, Episode 1) (Greg Daniels)
I have to visit the alkie.
18. "Women's Appreciation" (Season 3, Episode 21) (Gene Stupnitsky & Lee Eisenberg)
Prove it. Let's see your penis.
17. "The Fire" (Season 2, Episode 4) (BJ Novak)
I don't want to be like "a guy" here.
16. "Beach Games" (Season 3, Episode 22) (Jennifer Celotta & Greg Daniels)
Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort!
15. "Dunder-Mifflin Infinity" (Season 4, Episode 2) (Michael Shur)
My heart soars with the eagle's nest.
14. "Branch Closing" (Season 3, Episode 7) (Michael Shur)
Costa Rica will still be there. When I'm 65.
13. "Sexual Harassment" (Season 2, Episode 2) (BJ Novak)
Todd Packer and I are total BFF.
12. "Diversity Day" (Season 1, Episode 2) (BJ Novak)
The other type comes in and makes a real mess.
11. "Casino Night" (Season 2, Episode 22) (Steve Carell)
I don't wanna do that. I wanna be more than that.
10. "Christmas Party" (Season 2, Episode 10) (Michael Shur)
Take that, Saddam!
9. "The Injury" (Season 2, Episode 12) (Mindy Kaling)
I tried hopping, Kevin.
8. "The Convict" (Season 3, Episode 9) (Ricky Gervais & Stephen Merchant)
I live to frolf.
7. "The Merger" (Season 3, Episode 8) (Brent Forrester)
I think I would have been good at choosing the person.
6. "The Job" (Season 3, Episode 23) (Paul Lieberstein & Michael Shur)
I'm sorry, what was the question?
5. "Booze Cruise" (Season 2, Episode 11) (Greg Daniels)
On a boat, who knows? It's nebu...lose.
4. "Money" (Season 4, Episode 4) (Paul Lieberstein)
Man, Angela really had a hold on him. Angela.
3. "Gay Witch Hunt" (Season 3, Episode 1) (Greg Daniels)
False. I do not miss him.
2. "A Benihana Christmas" (Season 3, Episode 10) (Jennifer Celotta)
Have a bucket there for the blood, and the innards, and the feathers.
1. "The Dundies" (Season 2, Episode 1) (Mindy Kaling)
Finally, I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundie.
